WTF?? Don’t Be An Idiot Like This Guy…

Holy cow. This is brilliant. Three robbers stuck up a nice couple in a parking lot over the weekend, then one of the robbers, Stephfon Bennett, age 20, returned to the couple’s apartment, knocked on the door, and asked out the chick. That is some shitty game. First off, what kind of name is Stephfon? Secondly, robbing someone and then asking out the chick never works. Bennett is currently locked up in a county jail for aggravated assault. Broski, I have two words for you:

Money quote:

“We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time,” said Columbus police Sgt. Shaun Laird.

Video after the jump…


  • dadshouse

    Ha. Maybe he got tired of being robbed by online dating sites that don’t work, and he tried turning the tables.

    Pick Pocket Pecker
    .-= dadshouse´s last blog …When Sexy Texting Leads to Divorce =-.

  • Metal Briefcases

    Yeah that is a true moron move. They need to make the world less safe so that people like this can die off.

  • Mikko Kemppe – Relationship Coach

    It is a crazy world we live in :)…
    .-= Mikko Kemppe – Relationship Coach´s last blog …Polyamory: Is It a Good Idea? =-.

  • Eathan

    This is funny. I guess he couldn’t pass up the chance of not seeing her
    .-= Eathan´s last blog …I Sound Like An A$$hole =-.