Holy cow. This is brilliant. Three robbers stuck up a nice couple in a parking lot over the weekend, then one of the robbers, Stephfon Bennett, age 20, returned to the couple’s apartment, knocked on the door, and asked out the chick. That is some shitty game. First off, what kind of name is Stephfon? Secondly, robbing someone and then asking out the chick never works. Bennett is currently locked up in a county jail for aggravated assault. Broski, I have two words for you: Match.com.
“We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time,” said Columbus police Sgt. Shaun Laird.
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