The Weekly: Paris Hilton and John Edwards Edition

Christ! I started this job last Monday and it totally sucks…working and jobs in general that is, not this job in particular. Why can’t I just get paid to blog and pick up chicks??

Speaking of dates, I’ve had two dates recently with a Treehugger Chick. The first was at Dandelion, a cool, organic food cafe, for drinks. It went fine, no closes of any kind. Date #2 was at a hip corner cafe, with more wine drinking and a nice makeout in the parking lot. I have to tell you, I was pleasantly surprised at how cute Treehugger Chick was, but more importantly, she had a completely awesome personality. She even passed the smell test with flying colors. More on this as it develops.

We still haven’t been kicked off Brazen Careerist even though Honey blogged about getting laid in

the pool and taking kinky bedroom sex pictures. I guess that means more explicit sex posts from us!!!

On to the weekly. I have two items for ya. The first is a blog post by Rabbi Schmuley Boteach, who blogs on The Huffington Post about why John Edwards cheated on his wife. He writes a good argument, but I disagree with him on the why. My take is that ambitious, powerful men (and alpha men in general) want to fuck other women because they have high sex drives, or in other words they want to nail other chicks because they’re guys. It’s at the core of our being to have sex with lots of women, and it has nothing to do with narcissism or love. Read and see what you think.

Next is this well-blogged video where Paris Hilton spoofs John McCain. Comic genius. My opinion of Paris actually bumped up two notches after seeing this bit of cleverness.

We’ve had a couple of guest posts published recently, check’em out:

  • lisaq

    We loved your post on Honey! Fabulous job! Thanks for the shout out!

    Lance, we’d still love to have you write for us as well!

    lisaqs last blog post..Friends Don’t Let Friends Date Stupid!

  • kabonfootprint

    great post.. cheer..

  • dadshouse

    The Rabbi makes a good point about narcissism, but you are totally right Lance that narcissism isn’t the only thing driving men to get laid. It’s our peckers.

    dadshouses last blog post..Relationship Compatibility

  • Honey

    Well every dude has a pecker driving him to get laid. However, I think narcissism is what tips the guy who actually DOES dick around on his wife from the guy who remains faithful despite his high sex drive. “I have a dick” is just an excuse.

    Honeys last blog post..The Weekly: Paris Hilton and John Edwards Edition

  • dadshouse

    But is narcissism the only reason guys cheat?

    dadshouses last blog post..When Dirty Text Messages Turn Clean

  • Honey

    I guess it depends on the circumstance. The BF cheated on his previous girlfriend with multiple times each with two different girls…but it was because otherwise he’d have really bad sex once every 6 months. (Obviously he should have broken up with her at least a year sooner than he did…)

    Perhaps Edwards was in a similar situation if his wife was too sick to have sex. It is possible, as the reports I have heard on his infidelity suggest that his wife knew about it long before he confirmed the rumor publicly and that she had forgiven him.

    Honeys last blog post..The Weekly: Paris Hilton and John Edwards Edition

  • The Dateable Dork

    Ok, my favorite part of this post was, “… and I approve this message because I think it’s totally hot.” Love it. Why can’t I get away with that kind of thing at work? Picture it: “I approve this weekly report because I think it’s totally hot. Have it on my desk within the hour, bitches.” : )

    The Dateable Dorks last blog post..Primping and priming for my fabulous re-entry

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