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Lance is an aspiring social artist based in Central Florida. His goal is to be a kickass dude, meet cool people, and generally dominate at life. He enjoys sports, surfing, socializing, reading and writing. You can contact Lance via email here or online here.

The Only Reason To Do eHarmony: Lindsey Lohan (video)

Funny or Die is my new BFF. This one features Lindsey Lohan in an eHarmony video. Lolz. Also, why do I still think she’s hot? Does that make me a bad person?

$$ Quote: “I’m looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with. Or at least my probation.”

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    All right, that’s pretty funny. I liked the “according to California, I’m an alcoholic” line. I liked Lindsay in the Parent Trap remake. Other than that… um…
    .-= dadshouse´s last blog …Spooning Partner Needed =-.

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