My fav unemployed kinky blogger, The Beautiful Kind, just published an ebook called The Book of Goddess. It’s aimed at women and the tagline is “elevating your desirability to mythic proportions.” It’s completely FREE, like you don’t even have to punch in an email address to get it. Just download, read, and enjoy. It includes a number of kinky sex snippets from TBK’s journal and several sections of good advice. I read it and think other dudes can get a lot out of her perspective, so don’t be shy if you have a penis and you’re thinking about reading it. Also, her blog is the shizzy, surf in and read like 4-5 posts, it’s guaranteed to get you turned on.
One of my favorite sections, called Talk Dirty to Him:
Tell him that you’d like to share him with another woman. Tell him every man deserves to have his cock sucked by two women at once. Tell him these things and more, and better yet, tell him when you’re in bed together and you’re whispering in his ear.
He’ll probably try to crudely and quickly make this happen. Not so fast! There’s a catch, ain’t no double standards here. Let him know if he wants one of the top male fantasies to come true, it’s only fair that you get two men at once. Chances are he’ll try to argue this point, saying he doesn’t want to share you or whatever. Hold your ground. Fine, you don’t want to share him, either.
After enough discussion you’ll be ready to add others to your sex lives, and guess what? It’s way easier to snag a second guy than it is to find that elusive holy grail hot bi chick. And when you do finally get that mff (male-female-female) threesome, you win again. You get to watch your man do what feels so good on you, see it from a different perspective, know how much pleasure he is giving your guest. You get to play a part in one of his hottest fantasies. If he’s a decent fellow, he’ll be forever in your debt and regard you as a goddess for being so generous, confident, sexy, and adventurous.
Two thoughts on this. First, I would be *totally* cool if my chick wanted to have sex with another dude or another woman. I know she’s got some kinky hot fantasties in there (e.g. getting nailed by a huge black guy) and I absolutely want her to fulfill those fantasies. Not only that, but I’ve participated in a male-female-male threesome. It’s not so bad. Just don’t cross the streams and you’ll be okay.
The second thing is, I love dirty talk. I tried doing some dirty talk once with my vanilla gf where I described her getting bonked and spunked on by two dudes, and she completely didn’t dig it. Like, it blew up in my face. Which I think is bullshit, because what chick doesn’t want to get spunked on by two hot dudes?