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I’ve had sex with three virgins and I’m going to tell you about it. Don’t worry, this isn’t a filthy sex post as is my usual wont, it’s an insight and epiphany one.

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The Virgin scooped me on this (you little bastard), but it’s worth blogging about at the Honeyandlance Ranch, where we sell virgins cheap.

Natalie Dylan (not real name), a graduate student at Sacramento State University, is auctioning off her virginity for the cool price of $250,000. According to her, the money is going to pay off college loans and will create a lot of “financial stability” in her life. Well, no fucking shit sister, a quarter mil would create financial stability for pretty much any person ever. Also, last time I checked, grad school at Sac State didn’t cost $250k.

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Okay, this is a combo field report and weekly roundup. This post is a little late since I was doing Lance stuff over the weekend.

First off, I had to “next” Knockers, the 24-year-old hottie I made out with several weeks ago. What does nexting mean? Here it is. I met her and Fatty of Doom at Chillers on Saturday night. Knockers wasn’t giving me shit in the way of IOI’s and I was purposely giving her the cold vibe to see if she would respond. I had already come into the interaction with low expectations because of FOD, who had cockblocked me twice before. Anyway, we met at the bar at 10:00. At midnight they announced suddenly that they had to go home. This was the final straw for me, so I literally stood up, back turned, and walked out of the bar…no goodbye, no hug, nothing. I heard FOD say goodbye to my back but I didn’t respond. Sometimes it’s better to cut and run and this was one of those situations. These two girls were just too lame for me to hang out with. I hooked up with some friends after that and hung out until the wee hours.

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