All Posts Tagged With: "Virginity"

Confession: I can only get off with my vibrator!

I’ve mentioned it before in passing, but decided that the time had finally come to devote an entire blog to the fact that the only orgasms I’ve ever had have come from my vibrator.  Although really, that should be plural because I’ve worn out a few over the years!


Lance De-Virginizing Service

“Ladies, Do You Want Your First Time To Be Special? Want to Have Intimacy, Be Treated Like You Deserve, and Have FABULOUS Sex Right Out Of The Gate?”

Hi, it’s Lance here. Ladies, I know how scary the first time can be. We’ve all read the horror stories and crazy-losing-one’s virginity stories that are out there. The stories about getting busted by the cops in the back seat of your boyfriend’s dad’s car while parked in the parking lot of Wal-Mart. About having your mom walk in you while you’re giving your bf his first hummer. Or, just flat-out how lousy, short, and painful the first time can be.

And, what’s worse, for most woman the first time is totally forgettable, and sometimes even regrettable. I know how much it can totally suck.


I PWNed this Blog, Bitchez!!

What’s up BITCHEZZ!?! Its Lance Jr in the hizzy and I just blogjacked this frickin blog. Honey and Lance you got pwned noobs. LOL!


Yeah I play WoW and I’m a big pimp too, suck it.


The Weekly: Virgin Roundup

That’s right, our virgin roundtable kicked friggin’ ass. Big props to all the bloggers who participated, you people rock. For this edition of The Weekly I’ll list all of the posts that were submitted for the roundtable and also give a brief summary. We’ve got an awesome range of perspectives, from single mothers to pickup artists to peeps who just recently lost their vcards. Link love and pagerank to all.


Natalie Dylan on CNN; She Doesn’t Look Like A Virgin

Natalie Dylan is in the news again, this time on CNN (video from, explaining why she wants a quarter mil for her virginity. She’s super duper articulate and after listening to her I was convinced that popping her cherry is worth the dough. Way to represent, sister! Check it out.

Money quote from a male Sac State student at :55… Continued

I’ve Had Sex With Three Virgins And I’m Gonna Tell You About It

I’ve had sex with three virgins and I’m going to tell you about it. Don’t worry, this isn’t a filthy sex post as is my usual wont, it’s an insight and epiphany one.

(Looks delicious, eh?)