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Vacation!

So, for the first time in my life, I took a paid vacation where I did absolutely not a single productive thing – and it was totally delightful!  I knew I was going to Colorado to visit a friend and her new baby for 5 days, but thought that once I got back I’d write a billion Honey and Lance posts, balance my checkbook, clean the house…not a bit of it.

I did cook two of my specialty dinners (cheese enchiladas one night and baked tofu on another), but aside from that I watched ridiculous amounts of TV, masturbated, and had sex with the BF four times over the weekend.  Now I know that for a stud like Lance that’s apparently nothing, but that’s about as frequently as the BF and I can do it without a UTI, a yeast infection, or a kidney infection, so it’ll have to do.  What with the BF’s horrible overworked-ness lately, it’s a recent record for us in any case.  I’m a thrilled and satisfied girl.

Now for a few pics of where I was for the last week: Continued

If You Think You Have A UTI, Go To the Doctor!

So, this post will be brief and explain my (regretable, I’m sure you all agree) absence from the blogosphere of late.  Remember last week, when I thought I had a UTI and then offered home remedies on how to fix it?

Well, no dice.

It went underground and resurfaced that Friday in the form of lower back pain, which I thought was weird but which went away after about an hour.  Then Saturday it was back…all weekend.  I didn’t want to go to the ER, so I waited until Monday and went to the doctor.

I have a kidney infection.  I feel awful.  I’ve missed the last two days of work, but not in a fun, pre-Christmas, let’s party way – in a don’t eat anything, moan on the couch way.  I am on antibiotics and some other things for the symptoms now, but I still feel it quite a bit.  I tried to eat twice yesterday and couldn’t, so today I settled for some chocolate soymilk.

Ugh.  I should’ve just gone to the doctor…

I Gave My Boyfriend a Yeast Infection!

We’ve all been there, haven’t we ladies?  Itchy, discharge-y….that’s right, the yeast infection.  As most of you know, I recently had my wisdom teeth removed, and one of the zillions of prescriptions they put me on was antibiotics.  Now, I don’t like antibiotics for several reasons:

  1. They make me feel like crap (hello, it’s ultimately all about me),
  2. They don’t kill a lot of things and create SuperBugs,
  3. They tend to give me yeast infections (didn’t I just say it’s all about me?).

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