By Lance on May 20, 2010 in Featured, Sex | comments(61)
Balls! How I get into these situations? I’ve been seeing this girl for about six months, which is a decent long time for me. My girlfriend, who’s name is Heather, is pretty much the best girlfriend on the planet. She’s like a perfect 10 as a girlfriend, the complete opposite of my last long-term partner, Megan, who was a complete bitch. I have one complaint and it’s a big one: the sex is terrible.
When I say terrible I don’t mean horrible-terrible, like 10 car pileup bad, but more like pull-my-hair-out frustrating because it’s so vanilla it’s practically soft serve. I have blogged several posts about my ridiculous monkey sex episodes, which can be found here, here, and here. I’m into crazy-ass, kinky sex and vanilla sex is…well, boring.
By Honey on May 11, 2010 in Featured, Relationships | comments(5)
So, tomorrow is four years to the day that Jake and I met and started a whirlwind and largely long-distance romance. It’s also two years since we moved in together (more or less). I feel so, so lucky to have met such a fantastic partner. Here are some of the things I appreciate most about him:
By Honey on Apr 26, 2010 in Life | comments(0)
A quick update – spring is by FAR the busiest time of year at my job…two out of the three main stressors, though, are out of the way (Thursday and Friday of last week). Unfortunately, I woke up Thursday with a horrible crick in my neck, and couldn’t call in because of the aforementioned huge projects that I was in charge of. Saturday morning when my arm started to go numb, Jake took me to urgent care and I’ve been blissed out on vicodin and muscle relaxers ever since. Continued
By Lance on Apr 7, 2010 in The Weekly | comments(1)
Posted on HuffPo, recent study shows that 11% of people under 25 interrupt sex to check texts and Facebook updates, 6% of users over 25 do the same. Also references another study that says 15% of people go coitus interruptus to answer their cell phones. Umm, yeah who hasn’t done that? What if there’s an important text from your buddy? Sometimes I’ll check my texts while I’m having sex.
By Lance on Mar 26, 2010 in Sex | comments(7)
I just bonked my girlfriend on my lunch break. It was rad. TGIF phukkers!!
By Honey on Mar 23, 2010 in Featured, Relationships | comments(11)
Well, things are looking up since my last post.
Jake has decided he has too much on his plate to do a real job search at the moment, so he’s calling that off. However, given what went down with his supervisor recently, he has decided to go balls-to-the-wall in terms of his working conditions at his current place. He thinks that there is a good chance that his strategy will pay off, in which case he’d be perfectly happy continuing to be there (it is not the amount of work he does that he objects to, it is a variety of aspects of the environment). If it doesn’t work out and they fire him, then obviously he will have plenty of time to do a big search. Either outcome would be better than the status quo. Continued