By Lance on Aug 26, 2008 in Field Report | comments(8)

(One of many highlights of the Mansformation Weekend)
In case you didn’t know, and there’s no way you could have because I didn’t announce it, I did an extended weekend in the Dominican Republic as an attendee of TSBMag’s Mansformation Retreat. TSBMag maintains an awesome men’s resource website: http://www.tsbmag.com. I want to give TSBMag and the hosts, Bobby Rio and Mike Stoute, some love before throwing out the lay reports and insights later in the week. Continued
By Honey on Jul 22, 2008 in Dating, Featured | comments(18)
When Lance asked me to cobble together a “typical” Match profile written by a dude, I have to say that it turned out to be a bit more difficult than I thought. Why? Well, here are a few typical profiles, lifted straight from the source in their entirety:
I like to have fun Im a layed back fellow that likes to be funny and funny people. I just want a NORMAL GENUIN person to hang out with and enjoy life on a low key level see some things and experience first times. (Horrible Grammer)
You also can’t spell or punctuate, fellow.

(In addition to not being able to spell, I have no friends, and thus must take my own photograph.) Continued
By Lance on Jul 21, 2008 in Dating | comments(41)
As you may or may not know, I do a fair amount of bitching about online dating, especially Match.com. Match has got it’s place and I know it’s great for a lot of people, but I kinda have a love-hate relationship with it. Maybe a little more on the hate side. I prefer to meet women in the field and in the last two years I’ve met far more quality women the old fashioned way than via online.

(OMG I love to laugh!)
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By Lance on May 1, 2008 in Dating | comments(9)
Are you fucking with me? I met this chick online and her last name is Lance. Seriously. Is that a sign or something? She’s also a Leo, and Leos get along swimmingly well with Geminis. Go read any love astrology site. Back in the day, I had this one gf who was a Leo and let me tell you, the sex was off the hook. But, I digress. The new girl’s first name is Kitty. Kitty Lance. I told her her name sounded like a porn star name, and her response was, “Yeah, I get that a lot.” I think we’ll get along pretty well.
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