By Lance on Oct 23, 2008 in Dating | comments(17)
Peeps, in case you didn’t notice, I have a girlfriend. Yup. I was about due for one of those. I’ll write a post or two and tell you how it went down. We just hit our two month anniversary and things are cruising along.
I Hate Match.com
I moved back to my hometown in June and immediately fired up my Match.com account. I hate Match, but the market for hot women is decent here, and I wanted to supplement my regular in-field game with some online stuff.
I had a flirtation with a 32-year-old MILF. Continued
By Honey on Aug 22, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(7)
When Lance is away, Honey will play! The BF is out at a cigar bar with a friend but once he gets back Honey’s Sextacular Birthday Weekend will begin…I’ve already had one orgasm this afternoon to get the juices flowin’ so I’m ready for him when he gets home.
(Photo Credit Multiples.com)
I personally am hoping for at least one more round in the pool and another with the camera…plus yesterday I was leaving for work and he was still in bed…hard and not wanting me to leave…so I would like some good old fashioned morning sex as well. It’s been too long. I tried to jump his bones when he got home from work that night because I was still so titillated from that morning, but he was starving so we ate dinner first and then I fell asleep on the couch. Damn job, still cockblocking me. Continued
By Honey on Aug 21, 2008 in Dating, Featured | comments(14)
Lance is on vacation, so in honor of his absolute hatred of online dating I thought that I’d throw this post up. This is one of my absolute favorite Match stories and is dedicated to the following peeps (besides Lance): (1) LisaQ, who asked for more details in the comment section of her article Rules for Breaking Up, (2) The Dateable Dork, who has made it known that she considers online dating to be a metaphorical form of Dumpster Diving, (3) all of you, who I think will really enjoy it.
Setting the Stage
So to set the stage a little, I’d exchanged several lengthy e-mails with this fellow (call him Steve) and I think one phone call prior to meeting. He had a good job and although I wasn’t totally taken with his photos, he brought them up first and apologized, saying that they weren’t very good but all he had in digital and that he was way better looking in person. This turned out to be not true, but it’s not like he was a troll or anything. So I went out with him a couple of times because he was interesting, but avoided anything physically intimate while I decided if I could become attracted to him (which is possible). Continued
By Lance on May 24, 2008 in Dating, Field Report | comments(12)
Holy crap, how come I get all the crazy ones? You know this girl Kitty I’ve been banging, er, dating? Well, things have definitely gone into the shitter with her. Here’s what happened.
I was out of town for a week and the whole time Kitty and I communicated. Cutesy texts, emails, even a couple of phone calls. It looked like this thing might be a decent deal. We planned to meet for drinks on the Sunday that I got back. Sunday rolled around, I went to the bar where we were supposed to meet and she stood me up over text. Yeah, that’s right, she texted that she was too tired from working (she worked occasional weekends at a hospital) and couldn’t make it. Okay. I was miffed, but I blew past it and actually ended up having a rocking good time anyway. I called up some pals and partied with them. Screw it.
By Honey on May 20, 2008 in Dating, Featured | comments(13)
So I was reading on the LA Times Online about a new company called ScientificMatch that, for a mere $995 and a swab of your spit, will help you find your true love via genetic compatibility. The LA Times article talks a lot about smell–apparently, we are attracted to people who smell differently from us because they have different immune systems, and a child resulting from such a union has a greater chance at survival. Choosing a mate according to the criteria used by ScientificMatch means more sex, less cheating, and (for women at least) more orgasms. Continued
By Lance on Apr 20, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(1)
Alright, people, I’ve been traveling all weekend (again), but now it’s back to our regularly scheduled content. The weekend roundup! Link love to our peeps. We’ve got a real tasty batch this week.
Read this post, from John at the Sparks of Insanity blog. It’s one of the funniest blog post about online dating I’ve ever read. It’s short, pointed, and cynical as balls. If you’ve ever been frustrated by the lame shit you see on match.com or any other dating site, you’ll appreciate this.