All Posts Tagged With: "movie"

Eat Pray Love vs. The Expendables. Time To Man Up

Battle of the sexes comes down to this one, ultimate carnage-filled clash on August 13.  The choice is either Eat, Pray, Love or Sly’s The Expendables.You’re not a fucking dude if you choose the former.

This may be the best Stallone yet. This makes “testosterone fueled” look like a day at pilates. Bros, break up with your wives and girlyfriends if you must. There is nothing more important than making the correct choice that day:

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This Is The Best Movie I’ve Seen In A Year: Strickly Sexual

Saw a link to this amazing indie film somewhere today, I watched the whole thing on Hulu.com. I was super skeptical at first and normally I hate watching movies online, but this flick is awesome. Super funny, well acted, genuine emotions, realistic look at weird relationships. The sex is hot (although no nudity).

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Watchmen is Totally Rad…Why are the Critics Such Douches?

I caught the midnight showing of the new Watchmen movie. On IMAX. It was absolutety awesome. It’s getting canned by a lot of reviewers and I think they’re all douchebags. It’s hovering around 65% on the Tomatometer on rottentomatoes.com, including some hate from my fav reviewers at the Boston Globe and the Times. WTF people, this film is friggin’ genius. Get a clue! I think it’s far superior to any of the comic book flicks from recent years, including X-Men, Spider-Man, and yes even the latest Batman film. In fact, this is the movie that The Dark Knight should have been. Yeah, I said it. I just slapped Dark Knight. I was moved and I’ve read the graphic novel like 10 times.

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