By Lance on Aug 14, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(8)
Christ! I started this job last Monday and it totally sucks…working and jobs in general that is, not this job in particular. Why can’t I just get paid to blog and pick up chicks??
Speaking of dates, I’ve had two dates recently with a Treehugger Chick. The first was at Dandelion, a cool, organic food cafe, for drinks. It went fine, no closes of any kind. Date #2 was at a hip corner cafe, with more wine drinking and a nice makeout in the parking lot. I have to tell you, I was pleasantly surprised at how cute Treehugger Chick was, but more importantly, she had a completely awesome personality. Continued
By Lance on Jul 25, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(12)
So I’ve been flirting with this 33-year-old hot MILF over IM and text lately. Things are going well and I think we’re gonna meet this weekend. I don’t know why, but I seem to have developed a fetish for older MILFy girls (she’s a few years older than me). Maybe because they’re more grounded, less self absorbed, not in a hurry to get married? This girl, Katie, also considers herself a high sex drive girl. She claims to need sex 6+ times per week or else she gets cranky (she’s currently single, so must be hating life) and she also claims to be a multiple-o girl. Like basically if you do anything to her, she’ll get off. We’ll see.
(Why hello, Mrs. Robinson.)
By Lance on Jul 16, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(4)
Again a bit late with the Weekly but it’s all good my peeps. I was sucking down tequila shots on Friday night and that basically shot me for the rest of the weekend. What else? I’ve been talking online with a nice MILF who is a video game geek, my LDFB is coming down to visit in August, and generally I’ve been enjoying my summer. What, you expected me to invent cold fusion over here?
By Lance on Jul 11, 2008 in Sex | comments(10)
Watch this immediately. Then watch the other videos.
Converse has a viral marketing campaign going on featuring a hot chick, and I kinda think it’s hilarious. Notice the excellent satire on the looks vs. social value thing. If you can wade through the BS, Jennifer actually gives some good advice.
By Lance on Jul 7, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(4)
Hope everyone had a bitchin 4th of July weekend. I know I did, to the tune of going out three nights in a row and two backyard parties.
I want to give a big shoutout to Bobby and Mike over at The Seduction Bible (TSB) for including us as guest bloggers in their 31 Days To Better Game Series. I personally have gotten a lot of value out of the series, with excellent posts by Cajun, Christian Hudson, Asian Rake, and a slew of others, plus TSB has become a daily stop for me. They run informative articles on social artistry AND throw in fun stuff like pics of hotties and articles on fashion and general living for guys. Keep up the good work…TSB rocks!
By Honey on Jul 3, 2008 in Featured, Style | comments(12)
So last night the BF and I were watching this crazy tv show called Manswers (that’s how bad the summer tv drought is hitting our TiVo), and one of the segments was on what type of women are best in bed. First they polled a bunch of dudes and asked them whether they thought party girls, gymnasts, or smart girls would be best in bed. I was taken aback by the fact that there are, apparently, only 3 types of women (and one of those types is gymnast?!) but surprised and pleased that they at least edited the footage to suggest that there was a three day tie.
The expert sexologist stated that party girls and gymnasts aren’t nearly as good in bed as smart girls (though “college-educated” was their definition of smart and I’ve taught too many courses at the university level to buy that). Woo-hoo, Dateable Dork, Vix, and me are all phenomenal in bed! As if you all didn’t know that. I did think it was funny that the show didn’t mention whether the same was true for fellas (though the BF pointed out that such claims might alienate the majority of the Manswers demographic). Continued