All Posts Tagged With: "Flight of the Conchords"

My Game Sucks Ass Right Now and I Got Rejected 3 Times Because of It.

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After reading the latest from one of my favorite bloggers, the Dateable Dork, about her recent man trouble, I thought I’d fire off some of my own rejection stories for fun and amusement. Yes, even players get the Heisman. Which is totally okay. DD, I hope in some way this makes you feel better.

So, as I’ve mentioned recently, I broke up with my now-ex-girlfriend Megan about a month ago. That means Lance is single and available. I’ve gone on exactly three dates in the last month and I got next’ed after all three. Pretty shitty. I’ll be completely honest here…my game blows nuts right now and I’ve been lazy about developing prospects. This is all by choice and I’m totally fine with the fact that my dating life is mediocre at present. I’ll explain why at the end.

Without further ado, here is me getting shut down:

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The Weekly: De-Virginized Edition

Remember that naughty picture I blogged about earlier in the week? Well, I emailed my pal for the original page and he sent me to a website called BoredStop.com, which specializes in photographs of odd stuff. They have a whole page full of sexually suggestive images…check it out. It’s kind of a cool website, good for killing time at the office, which I know all you slackers do plenty of.

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Business Time: More Evidence of Amazing Game

More geekery, this time Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords shows how to game up his girl in Business Time. This is me with all my girlfriends, especially the bit with the socks.

Okay, to be totally honest, I love Conchords and I think the video is hilarious. People, when did geek become sexy??

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