Natalie Portman Won’t Get Naked–BUMMER!
By Lance on Jan 8, 2010 in Sex | comments(8)
Just found this article after I logged out of my hotmail account. Enjoy, people, Lance only brings you the very best of the Web. Who’s heard of Hotel Chevalier? Not me! Also, since I posted this, am I one of the “lusty Internet peeping Toms” that the article is referring to? I want to bounce ping pong balls off of the rump in that picture. I’m getting a minor chub right now.
