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I Got A World Beating Hummer and Then Pulled A Muscle To My Right Nut

In this post I’m going to talk about getting the best blowjob of my life, so if you’re not into that, you might want to read this blog instead. It’s been awhile since I’ve written anything personal and extra-dirty and it’s high time I got back to it. Plus, I was inspired by this post about a dirty city girl finally getting laid.

Okay, so here was the situation. I’ve been officially broken up with my ex-girlfriend, Megan, for several months now, and in the interim we were doing this quasi-dating-fuck-buddy thing. That ended about two weeks ago, or at least I thought it had, until I invited her to meet me out for dinner to catch up.  Yeeeah, you know where this is headed.

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Can He Come Too Soon?

So in one of my recent posts I mentioned that I gave the BF a blowjob before heading off to work…and of course horny pervs DM and Lisaq focused on that and completely ignored my recommendations for stinky goat cheese and tangerine-flavored vinegar (fools).  However, there was something notable about that particular blowjob that got me thinking…

I was hesitant to give him the BJ at first because I didn’t want to be late to work.  I mean, I live 3 miles from work, so there’s no real excuse for that when they’re laying off people in June and I’m in the middle of my performance review right at this very moment (it’s going very well!  I can’t believe I will have been there for a year this summer).

But, his perfect cock beckoned… Continued

Help! My BF Won’t Use a Condom!

Dear Honey,

OK, so I just read your latest post and felt so unbelievably frustrated. Being the relationship & sex guru that you are, I thought you might be able to help me with this.

I went off my birth control about a month and a half ago. I was on the high-estrogen stuff and I felt like it was making me nuts, depressed, etc. So I went off, but my gyno wouldn’t give me a new ‘script until I came in and I couldn’t come in until the Monday after next. So no birth control. Well, my boyfriend is like Mr. Super Sperm – the two times he’s had unprotected, non-birth control sex he sired kids. Yep, two illegitimate kids. Please, let’s not get into that part. Suffice it to say, I will *not* have unprotected, non-birth control sex. Rightly so. But if I even bring up condoms, he wilts. Literally. We’ve never successfully had condom-protected sex. It’s been a month since we’ve done it. I’m going nuts, and I honestly think it’s affecting our relationship, from my end of things. He’s fine with fooling around. I’m not. I need the good stuff, and it will be another 6 weeks before I get on the new birth control and am in the safe zone.

Help??

No Love Without a Glove, Massachusetts Continued

How Much Sex Ed Are You Giving Your Kids?

I was inspired to ask this question after reading the responses to my post about letting your children know if you’re getting nooky. Basically, if you’re a parent, do you teach your kid(s) about sex, and if so, at what age does this happen and to what degree? Before I rip into it, watch this funny Mad TV clip:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZpW8PHOPdw[/youtube]

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