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NicRaffaella Fico: Yay! More Absurdly Expensive Virgins!
By Lance on Sep 23, 2008 in Sex
Seriously? Perhaps inspired by the Natalie Dylan fiasco marketing ploy, 20-year-old Italian model Raffaella Fico is selling her virginity for the princely sum of 1 million euros, which is roughly $1.5 million US. Fico plans to use the money to buy a house and take acting lessons, as she’s an aspiring actress (Fico was on the Italian version of Big Brother last season).
Money quote from Fico’s brother: “She’s never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother’s grave. She’s a devout Catholic and prays every night.”
Peeps, this is just greedy. I was all for Natalie Dylan selling her vcard for $250k and using the cash for graduate school and paying off college debts, but 1.5M for a night of terrible sex with a girl who looks like a bunch of chicks I can find on college night at Roxy’s is just wrong. Besides, doesn’t Fico know how this works? If she wants a rich dude to buy her a house, she’s supposed to strip at a high-end gentlemen’s club or become a courtesan.
What I find ridiculous is that with 1.5M you can buy a Lamborghini, a sweet condo in Miami, and a boat, and get laid with virgins and assorted hotties to your heart’s content. Nailing a peripheral celeb like Fico at that price is just a terrible investment.
So far Fico has taken bids up to 250,000 euros. See this article in The Improper for the full story with pics.
Oh yeah, and here’s a Youtube clip from Big Brother:
- Natalie Dylan: Brilliant Capitalist or Expensive Skank Ho?
- I Have Nice Tits
- Damn! Sex for 101 Days Straight! Big Ups!
See now Natalie Dylan bugged me because she was this innocent college girl. This Italian chick doesn’t bug me at all! She’s a celeb wannabe, and milking the system for all she can. Even if she doesn’t sell her virginity for real, she’s getting a ton of publicity.
And Italian women are hawt. I was married to one. My daughter is half-Italian, and she’s hot. (Don’t worry, I’m not a creepy dad.)
Her brother’s quote is great, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he was telling the truth. Italian women can be like that.
Io parlo l’italiano un po. E Raffaella Fico e’ bella, for sure.
In Silicon Valley, you don’t get paid what you deserve. You get paid what you think you are worth. Props to Fico for trying.
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Just when I thought the world is in an economic crisis, some asshole is trying to pay 250,000 euros to sleep with a halfway-decent-looking celeb-wannabe virgin.
What the hell is this world turning into?
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Who the hell likes virgins anyway… horrible sex and emotional baggage to deal with the rest of your life.
Give me Lindsay Lohan any day!
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If no one slept with virgins, then no one would be getting laid
As to above news, here comes the “me-too” stories, always happens when something different makes the news. Someone finds a screw in a soda can, everyone finds a screw in a soda can. Someone sends fake anthrax in the mail, everyone sends fake anthrax in the mail, a celeb makes a sex tape, everyone makes a sex tape, etc…..
This is now getting out of hand. I can get someone just as good looking to have sex with without a wire transfer.
And I would LOVE to know the guy who would be proud (and dumb) enough to say, “yeah, I popped that cherry…and it cost me $1.5 million.”
Then again, I actually wouldn’t love to meet him at all.
This is a joke.
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Seriously? This shit is getting outta hand. Hell, if I’d have known how much virginity was worth, I’d have waited and sold mine. Good grief.
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i would have screwed her if i was a billionaire like bill gates!!!
she is hot.
If I had the money (if I was a millionaire kind of money) I would pay her the 1 million to sleep with her.. I wouldnt care