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Out Of Your League Girl: Not that hot

By on Jul 11, 2008 in Sex

Watch this immediately. Then watch the other videos.

Converse has a viral marketing campaign going on featuring a hot chick, and I kinda think it’s hilarious. Notice the excellent satire on the looks vs. social value thing. If you can wade through the BS, Jennifer actually gives some good advice.

  • Confidence is key. Have some balls.
  • Your passion can take you anywhere.
  • Talk to hot chicks. What’s the worst that can happen?
  • Motivation is attractive.
  • Being poor brings down [her] hotness.

Also, I think she’s a solid 9, maybe an 8.5 without all the makeup and crap, but with 10 boo-bahs. Certainly not out of anyone’s league.

Out of your league girl

What else? Oh yeah, Holly Hoffman, who referred me the link, asked if there’s a certain degree of hotness where a guy will overlook a hot chick’s ravenous need for social value. The answer: of course. Generally speaking, guys will do almost anything to nail a chick like this, including putting up with her bullshit. For me personally, I would only nail her once or twice (maybe three times) and move on…she’s obviously too vacuous to keep around. Big shocker, but I’m attracted to high value women, that is women who have much more going for them besides a cute face and a $3000 $8000 rack.

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  • http://www.worklovelife.com Holly Hoffman

    Thanks for the shout out. Btw, I love that you have tags for both “boobs” and “ta-tas”. Wonder if that would work for WorkLoveLife…

    Holly Hoffmans last blog post..You’re Not the Brand I Thought You Were, Starbucks

  • http://www.angeleyesdevilsmile.com Brad

    This is EXACTLY the type of girl that would be a F buddy at best…

    Go make your own money.

    Then, we’ll talk.

    Reminds me of the Craiglist golddigger:

    “Sorry, but I’d rather lease.” lol

    Brads last blog post..Networking For Fun, Sex, and Profits

  • http://www.idatewhite.com Eathan

    Great post… I agree. I could tolerate her at ‘Bar-thrity’ That’s 30 min after the bar closes.. cause then I know I don’t have to listen to her for hours at a time. The truth is.. no matter what they project.. they are twice as insecure as the regular girl next door.

    oh yeah… nice $3k rack! haha

  • http://returntomanliness.com Kevin (ReturnToManliness)

    Nice comment on the $3k rack…I had to wash off my screen after I spit up the water I was drinking after I read it…

    Holly’s right. ta-tas and boobs as tags? that’s perfect…

  • Danimal’s Wife

    I love this scenario. I’ve always been average looks-wise, but have the self confidence of a supermodel. Thank you to six brothers and a dad who convinced me my entire childhood that I rocked. It was a shock to go to college and find out I wasn’t the prettiest girl in the room. Not close.

    Fast forward 15 years and I’m still not, but I’m confident and sexy and now have a husband who tells me the same thing. And he’s right. I make a shitload of money because it ends up I really am all the things my guys told me, so I’ll be able to splurge on plastic surgery next spring. Aha!

  • Me Thinks

    I think these are sorta funny videos. But I could only stand to watch 3 of them. Yeah, we get it.

    Ii am perplexed by this comment above. I get what she says up until ” I make a shitload of money because it ends up I really am all the things my guys told me, so I’ll be able to splurge on plastic surgery next spring.” WTF?

    Oh, and a nice rack (boobs, ta-tas) is more like $6-8k, Lance!

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    Oopsie! re: Boobage, I guess I didn’t research that one…

    Lances last blog post..I’m a 10 in Looks, Smarts, Personality, and Career

  • Danimal’s Wife

    Good lord…don’t be so serious.

  • Awesome
  • http://myspace.com/lovejennifers jenny

    Hi guys.. so yes im “jenny” from the video… It deff was made to be funny but at the same time some what serious in detail. No i dont really act like that- so dont be so mean.. LOL.. but i hope you watch them and see the humor in it… also check out the outofyourleagueguy.com he’s crazy funny.. Have a great week everyone :)
    <3 “Jenny”