Dood, Lance Jr here! Whaddup!?
Have you seen this? Natalie Dylan, that crazyass skank ho, aka the most expensive virgin in the country, wuz on Tyra with a old white dood who wants to do her for a million bucks. If I had a million bucks, I would def blow it for a night of terrible sex with a 6, absolutely no question. Yup.
Natalie, you crazy biznatch, stop txting me! Ur not hot enough!!
Like I have 500 bucks…
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