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Natalie Portman Won’t Get Naked–BUMMER!

Just found this article after I logged out of my hotmail account. Enjoy, people, Lance only brings you the very best of the Web. Who’s heard of Hotel Chevalier? Not me! Also, since I posted this, am I one of the “lusty Internet peeping Toms” that the article is referring to? I want to bounce ping pong balls off of the rump in that picture. I’m getting a minor chub right now.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    My first thought when reading the article: Natalie Portman’s Israeli?!
    .-= Honey´s last blog …Natalie Portman Won’t Get Naked–BUMMER! =-.

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    I didn’t see Hotel Chevalier, but I agree she has a fabulous ass. Did you see Closer? Wow. She took my breath away. Good story and acting, too. And her role is key.
    .-= dadshouse´s last blog …Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep – It’s Complicated! =-.

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    Oh wow! Nice! Might have to get it on DVD lol. I think you guys will enjoy my latest article, which is all about Love and Money. :)
    .-= Financial Samurai´s last blog …The Best Post on Craigslist, And It’s All About Love And Money =-.

  • SheComesFirst

    Hotel Chevalier was part one of the movie “Darjeeling Limited”.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    Alicia Silverstone is a long-time Vegan and definitely my boyfriend’s favorite star to fantasize about. Which is sort of weird only because his ex-girlfriend was a DEAD RINGER for her. But he has told me on several occasions that sex with his ex was never fantasy-worthy :-) After he complied with all her “sex rules” (e.g., no sex except in the evenings, everyone had to shower beforehand, no return to oral sex after intercourse had begun, lots more I am forgetting) it was all he could do to have sex with her at all!
    .-= Honey´s last blog …Honey Takes Stock in 2010 =-.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    That sounds perfectly awful about the sex with the Silverstone clone. It’d drop her like she was hawt.
    .-= Lance´s last blog …Honey Takes Stock in 2010 =-.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    Well I was his first date after ending a 3.5 year relationship with her, so I think that the fact that I had manaical sex with him like 5 times on our first date is what convinced him that he needed to keep dating me even though we were long distance at first :-)
    .-= Honey´s last blog …Honey Takes Stock in 2010 =-.

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    Boo! What a party pooper!

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