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Honey's main interests are online dating, long distance dating, and long term relationships. She met her boyfriend on MySpace and they have been exclusive since their first date over three years ago. Currently they live in Tempe, Arizona. Honey graduated with her PhD in Composition and Rhetoric in May 2009. You can contact Honey via email here or online here.

Morning Sex (And Other Sex)

That’s right, folks. I was going to put up the post last week, but I didn’t want to distract us from all the virginity talk with the sex I have been having. Pretty consistently now we are having sex, of all things, in the morning, on the weekdays. That’s right, folks, Honey’s getting her nookie in before 7 a.m. these days. And loving it! (Well, not the part where I can’t fall asleep again but actually have to get up and go to work…but I’ll take some hot morning lovin’ when I can get it).

(Photo Credit teamsugar.com)

I still have to admit to not being a huge fan of the Ambien, since on the days that he takes it he snores, can’t be woken up easily, yells at me if I do manage to wake him up, and doesn’t remember any of it the following day. This is a little scary to me. However, as the only sleep aid he’s taken so far that’s actually powerful enough to get him to sleep, it’s actually succeeded in doing something else that no other sleep aid has: getting him on a regular enough sleep schedule that he can fall asleep by himself, at a normal hour, on nights when he doesn’t take it.

Last week, for example, not only did we have hot morning sex, but he also went to bed by 10:30 on one night and before 10 on another night. This is a huge victory, both in terms of our sex life and in terms of how his bosses view his productivity (who knew getting to work before 9:30 was a sign of that?!).

And he’s not the only one compromising. We were out late on Saturday night and I totally jumped his bones when we got home that night (after 1 a.m. no less!). He was

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so grateful he jumped me on the couch on Sunday. We have the perfect couch for sex. It is black “leather,” so it is easy to clean, never gets cat hair anywhere it shouldn’t be, is soft, and has arm rests that are the perfect height to be bent over :-)

So I’m thinking ahead to Christmas (now that it’s October the holidays are practically upon us, you know) and I think I’d like to write him an erotic story, supplemented with the photos we took of ourselves having sex. I wrote him an erotic story before, for his birthday I think, and he read it while I played with his dick and then we had sex…he said he never came so hard in his life. I’d like to replicate that, but am not sure what to write about. Got any plot ideas, folks?

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  • http://20-forty.com/ lisaq

    I am now officially completely jealous! hehe…

    lisaq´s last blog post…Date Smart

  • Me Thinks

    Oh, morning sex is the best! BF now sets the alarm early when we spend the night together on weekdays and I always send him off to work with a smile. IMO its probably the most valuable way to stay connected and grounded during your workday, you aren’t thinking about sex except to reminisce on how awesome your partner was that morning and you can’t wait to see them again.

  • http://tsquest.blogspot.com T

    I ADORE morning sex. Good for you both for getting it in when you can! It sounds like you’re both getting on a great schedule and hell, even scheduled sex can be fun.

    Have you ever heard of hoochmail.com? I was checking it out while trying to think of something more creative to send to my soldier. I never used it but it might be a good place for you to come up with ideas for your erotic story.

    T´s last blog post…Breathe

  • http://tsquest.blogspot.com T

    I’m sorry Honey. Its hoochymail.com.

    T´s last blog post…Breathe

  • http://www.idatewhite.com Eathan

    I’ve always enjoyed morning sex. It makes the day go by quicker. I am a believer of 2-a-days.
    Have it in the morning… have it at night. If you can work out a nooner..that’s even better.
    It will put a smile on your face all day long. :)

  • http://codagivinggirl.blogspot.com CG

    OMG, morning sex totally rocks. I think it’s less popular with guys because they always fall asleep afterwards. Whereas I am totally energized and ready to go race around the block (or go again – LOL). I took advantage of the “morning wood” (my FWB’s term, not mine) on Saturday and he STILL fell asleep afterwards. WTF?!?!

    CG´s last blog post…Sign?

  • http://honeyandlance.com/contact Lance

    Actually, sex in the morning invigorates me and gets me going. Better than a cup of coffee. You know what I’ve discovered about sex at any time? It depletes you, kinda like playing sports, and most of the time you tend not to eat and re-hydrate afterwards. Low blood sugar, bonking, sleepiness, BOOM and your asleep. So the lesson is, eat after you have sex and you’ll be less likely to fall asleep!

  • http://blogs.marinij.com/katwilder Kat Wilder


    Hmm, best advice I ever got was to write what you know … you know: morning sex, the couch, viginity sex. Yep, that’s pretty much all you need …

    Kat Wilder´s last blog post…Gimme some ‘skin

  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    What, no couch photos? I showed you mine… (does this meet the ‘perfect to be bent over’ requirement?) http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/09/23/tale-of-two-couches/

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  • http://www.yankeeinnewworld.com NewWrldYankee

    You guys are so hilarious! I have to say the erotic story thing is such a good idea. I know women say they like romance novels for the candlelight and kisses, but you know it’s all about the HOT sex scenes within! Never read one with being bent over a couch though – maybe now’s the time?! Honey, want to get on that? *No Pun intended…though come to think of it…am I on a roll of what?

    NewWrldYankee´s last blog post…The Danube and Stephen Colbert?!!