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More Love for Match.com: How Rihanna Met Her Boyfriend (Video)

Why can’t all match.com videos be like this? So honest. This is how Matt Kemp, outfielder for the Dodgers, bagged uber-hottie Rihanna. Match’s tentacles are slithering into sports and pop. Note the special little dig at Chris Brown at the end. Love it.

Money quote: “I like public asss-groping.”

  • http://www.picprogrammer.org Ava Green

    it is a bit sad that this beautiful and talented Rihanna would fall in love with an a-hole like chris brown.’*

  • http://www.impotenceremedy.org Kaylee Lopez

    I can say that Chris Brown is an A-Hole becuase he beat and treated Rihanna badly`:.

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