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Microsoft Store Dancing Is Like Watching A Car Accident In Slow Motion

By on Jan 20, 2010 in Game

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8[/youtube]

Blatantly stealing a page from one of my favorite blogs, fakesteve.net, I couldn’t resist doing some Microsoft bashing. Hat tip to commenter Shannon who shared this link in my Best Buy post. Employees at the Microsoft Store “spontaneously” start dancing and make huge mockery of the Black Eyed Peas song, “I got a feeling.” People, if there’s one set of computer dorks that should not be dancing, it’s Microsoft employees. Look closely. Do they look like they’re having fun? Notice how the music isn’t really loud enough to get into and customers are glancing around nervously. It’s painful. Like watching old people have sex, except without an ounce of cuteness.

This reminds me of another establishment that classed it up with song and dance.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1XfGTO2vh8[/youtube]

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  • http://www.girlwithnoname.com Girlwithnoname (Jackie)

    It’s almost like “Hey the guys at Apple have fun, and well, we’re pretty sure… I think … that we’re better than Apple… so let’s prove it… Here employees, go have some fun that we TELL YOU THAT YOU MUST DO… see World? We’re not as uptight as those Mac commercials make us out to be … we’re JUST as fun as those Mac people”

    that being said, I hate Apple products so whatev.

    LOL

  • http://mysecrethobby.blogspot.com/ Kiera

    Old people having sex HAS an ounce of cuteness?! No, sir.

    And now I want ribs, thanks.

  • Frank

    HAHAHAHA Check it out, 2:14 girl in the white stealing an item.

  • http://www.girlwithnoname.com Girlwithnoname (Jackie)

    that has GOT to be on purpose… (the stealing I mean)

  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    Yes, but it worked. You are helping make this video viral. And so is Frank the commentator who pointed out the woman stealing something. And so am I for commenting further. Yikes! My point being that I didn’t even know (or care) that Microsoft had its own store – until now!

    As for old people having sex – how old is old? I feel old, and women I date love watching us in the mirror as we get it on. These are 20- and 30-something women, for the most part. If you mean old people like Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep – yeah, I agree!

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    Lolz. I was thinking old-old, like 70+ old. Nothing cute about that. DM, I’m sure you look fine when you’re knocking boots.
    .-= Lance´s last blog …Microsoft Store Dancing Is Like Watching A Car Accident In Slow Motion =-.

  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    Can I send you a sex tape video of me and my 20-something latina fwb, and you can make it go viral like you did the MS store video? :-)
    (haha just kidding)
    .-= dadshouse´s last blog …Sexy Hookups Make Blogging More Fun =-.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    or we’ll keep it for our personal library. Whatever you need.
    .-= Lance´s last blog …Microsoft Store Dancing Is Like Watching A Car Accident In Slow Motion =-.

  • http://kelloggsville.blogspot.com Kelloggsville

    That so doesn’t work – I’m not convinced we have microsoft stores in the uk (presumably because they would be group mobbed by angry customers) but paying staff to pretend they are cool when they are just NOT does not work: Guys sit down!

    Frank is dead right, the girl in white is lifting.

    Cool post – thanks for sharing and can you post the sex video of dadshouse next so we can vote on the definition of old!!!!