LOL I’m the World’s Most Famous Hooker!!

Yo waddup it’s me Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka Ashley Youmans aka Kristen aka NJ Thug Princess.

OMG I’m so famous now I was on 20/20 with that super cool lady Diane Sawyer. Diane you like totally fucking rock girl, I know you had to act like you think prostitution is uncool and dirty and all but you like totally gave me a hi-five and a you-go-girl off the camera. You were like “Ashley you’re my main bitch you took down that humongous douchebag Spitzer and now you’re cashing in,” and then she was like, “we need more bitches like you Ashley, call me if you need anything.”  What!?! that’s right! Check it out i look awesome:

LOL that’s so funny at the beginning of the show where they say I’m a “worldly sophisticate” and I like fine wines and travel. Hahaha, yeah right I’m all about the Goose and I haven’t even been to California yet, which is totally far away. Fine wine? Bitch, please. I haven’t drank wine since I crushed two bottles of Boone’s Farm on my fifteenth birthday.

BTW, i borrowed that purple dress from my mom, she like totally made me wear it. i wuz gonna rock out in my badass club shizzy and show off my boobies but my mom told me 20/20 wasn’t like being on MTV and in fact it’s a pretty stuffy show so I had to tone that shit down. LOL I was trying to front like i was a nice girl and not a complete club rat. What do you think, did i pull it off?

That Spitzer dude, the governor or whatever, he’s a big dumbass becuz he only got to bang me three times for ten g’s and then he got his ass fired for it. Plus, Eliot baby, you were totally lousy in the sack and your wee-wee was less than shall we say gubernatorial. The real reason i feel Silva’s pain is because she has to deal with his dumbass all the time. Sister, if my man was that lame I’d MAKE him go see a hooker and get his shit straightened out. LOL.

Oh shit here’s a video of me getting crunk on GGW!! Damn I’m one hot bitch…

Alright that’s all you get pervos. i’m a singer now and my music is my life and it comes from my heart. F.U. if you’re a hater cuz a girl gots to do what she gots to do becuz this is a f’ed up world and da man is holding us down. Don’t hate the player, hate the game biatch.

I’m the NJ Thug Princess. Recognize. Peace out.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game and read these posts bitch:

• Ashley Dupre In Hot Lesbo Action
• Famous Hooker Wins Millions in Smut Lottery
• Spitzer: Power, Sex, and Douchebaggery

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