“Ladies, Do You Want Your First Time To Be Special? Want to Have Intimacy, Be Treated Like You Deserve, and Have FABULOUS Sex Right Out Of The Gate?”
Hi, it’s Lance here. Ladies, I know how scary the first time can be. We’ve all read the horror stories and crazy-losing-one’s virginity stories that are out there. The stories about getting busted by the cops in the back seat of your boyfriend’s dad’s car while parked in the parking lot of Wal-Mart. About having your mom walk in you while you’re giving your bf his first hummer. Or, just flat-out how lousy, short, and painful the first time can be.
And, what’s worse, for most woman the first time is totally forgettable, and sometimes even regrettable. I know how much it can totally suck.
I feel your pain. I really do.
I’ve reached the point in my life where I’ve become a sexual master, but more importantly, I’m a man among boys, and I know EXACTLY how to treat a woman during her first time. I know how to fulfill her needs and wants. Even more, I know what she DESIRES.
It’s not my style to brag a lot or tell stories, but the fact is that I have had relationships with some pretty amazing women over the last several years, and I’ve learned many things from these women. One of the most important things I’ve learned is how to treat a woman in the bedroom, and I’m not just talking technique and screaming orgasms here.
What I’m talking about is meeting her emotional needs when it comes to sex. What I’m talking about is intimacy. What I’m talking about is affection, fulfillment, safety, and that all-important emotion of LOVE.
“If You’re Ready For Your First Time To Be Extra Special, If You’re Ready For An UnForgettable Experience That You Won’t Regret, You’re Ready For Lance.”
Ladies, let me ask you a few more questions:
- Are you a good girl ready to lose her v-card, but don’t want to lose it to your boyfriend because you’re afraid he will lose interest in you after you “give it up”?
- Are you secretly a bad girl who needs to (finally) get laid but you don’t want to sleep with any of the guys in the frat house across the street because they all smell like Pabst Blue Ribbon and Axe and they’ll call you a slut if you sleep with any of them?
- Are you “plus sized” and can’t find a nice boyfriend to pluck your rose because they can’t appreciate you for who you are and see your inner beauty?
- Is your boyfriend putting pressure on you to have sex with him and you know you’re not right for each other?
- Are you concerned about having safe sex with a healthy partner and you just can’t trust any of the guys you meet in the bars?
- Is your boyfriend a great guy, but he’s kind of shaped like a blob of dough and you just know he’s going to be terrible in bed?
- Are you attracted only to older guys, but you’re afraid to date them because then you’ll be judged by your friends and family?
- Are you afraid your first time won’t be extra special and it might be a mediocre experience with a complete loser?
If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, then I have some important news for you…
You are not alone, and in fact there are millions of young women out there who are asking the same questions. And you know what, most of them are giving in, caving, settling, and having a terrible experience for their first time. Ask almost anyone, ask your friends, ask your co-workers, what was their first time like?
9 times out of 10, they’ll say the first time was awful, lame, not special, forgettable, and sometimes regrettable.
“This Doesn’t Have To Be You.”
That’s right, it absolutely doesn’t have to be you. Your first time can be extra special, totally intimate, and the experience that you dreamed about, read about, and saw in the movies.
Your first time should be special.
It should feel good.
It should make you feel like a woman.
It should be completely safe, healthy, and discreet.
You should enjoy it.
You should remember it.
You’re super special and you deserve it.
“Are you Ready?”
Here’s what you get with the Lance De-Virginizing Service.
- A partner that you chose.
- A partner you’re comfortable with.
- A partner that is completely safe, healthy, and disease free, with all accompanying paperwork to prove it.
- A person who won’t judge you.
- A partner who finds you attractive and wants to make your first time as special as possible.
- A person who wants your first time to be all about you, because it should be.
- A person who will treat you right, before, during, and after.
- A proven system that guarantees the first time will feel amazing, and not painful.
- A SEXUAL MASTER who will teach you everything you wanted to know in the bedroom but were too shy to ask.
- Guaranteed deep, screaming orgasms.
- Oral sex that will absolutely blow your mind and curl your toes.
- The right way to do dirty talk.
- Intimacy with a partner who cares about you as a person and not as a sex object.
- Cuddling and more intimacy after the initial act.
- Followup conversations via phone and email to make sure you’re happy.
- Complete discretion and confidentiality.
|We offer three levels of service to meet your needs. But before you sign up, consider our industry busting offer: With the Lance DeVirginizing Service, you get a 100% money back guarantee. That’s right, I’m so sure you’ll love our service that we’re doing something a little bit crazy.
Try our service, and if you’re not completely satisfied, happy, and pleased with what you’ve received, you get your money back. All of it. Every penny.
I know, it’s totally insane, but I’m so sure your first time with Lance will be super special, that’s we’re making this crazy offer.
Not only that, but we’ll throw in the following items for FREE that have massive value:
That’s a $1191 value in FREEBIES even before you choose your package.
Total Discretion Package – $1500
Journey Into Intimacy – $2500
Virgin Goddess – $4000
As usual, if you have any questions, just send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
If you’re ready to have a powerful, intimate, special and mindblowing first time, just email me and get ready for the experience you won’t soon forget!
* Must be age 18 or above and female to participate in our programs.
Read What Other Lucky Woman Have Been Raving About
The following testimonials came from actual clients. Names have been changed or shortened to initials for privacy reasons.
Lance, I had a total douchebag boyfriend who constantly pressured me to have sex with him. Well, I didn’t want to because I knew he would start treating me even worse if I did, but I really wanted to lose my vcard, so I tried your service. Thank God I did! The first time with your service was beyond my wildest dreams! I was like in a movie, only much much better. Worth every penny. Thank you so much for making my first time such a memorable experience.
-Debbie, South Carolina
Lance, just wanted to let you know you changed my life. Your virginity service is totally worth it, and I’ll be telling all of my hot little virgin friends. Your workshop on how to give great fellatio alone is worth the price of admission, and OMG I’ve never felt so intimate with someone as I did during our PureIntimacy session. OMG. My only regret is that we can’t do it regularly. Your girlfriend(s) must be sooooo happy!
About me. I’m a vivacious 20-year-old, 5’3, a size 14, and I’ve had a hard time finding a boyfriend. I’m super smart, but guys are so shallow when it comes to looks, and besides that I’m really focused on school. Well, thank goodness I found your service, because it was definitely time for me to ditch my vcard. Your service was totally amazing, safe, and fun, exactly what I needed for a first time. I feel more confident as a woman and, quite honestly, more attractive to the opposite sex now. Guys have been looking at me more because now I have that ‘sexual glow’ if you know what I mean. Thank you so much!
-Ashley, Knoxville, Tennessee
Lance is a sexual GOD. Seriously, he turns your first time into an unforgettable experience, full of romance, drama, and high emotion, just like in a movie or something. It was unbelievable. He made it all about me and I felt totally special afterwords. Ladies, don’t use Lance’s service unless you want to ruin it for all your future boyfriends, who will pale in comparison. The sex and intimacy was earth shattering.
-Tara, Los Angeles
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