Got drunk as a skunk on Friday night, accidentally slept with my ex-girlfriend (oopsie!). She dropped her iPhone in the toilet. Twice. Now it’s sitting in a bowl of rice, not working.
Went to a pool party on Saturday, played flip cup, had extremely hot sweaty sex in backseat of car, again with ex-gf. Then met super awesome girl who is tall and nerdy. Declared undying love, I made her speak dirty to me in French, tried to take her home, didn’t work, got phone number instead. She has beautiful brown eyes. I love her. My friend got really drunk and screamed the word “fagina” at everything that moved.
Teri is back home. Can’t wait to see her, too.