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I Got A Half Chub Listening To This Chick Talk About Sex

So I was googling “penis enlargement” when I stumbled into this YouTube vid where a hot chick discusses drunk vs. sober sex. She describes how much of a party girl she used to be and how drunk sex was so much more fun than sober sex. No fucking shit, sister!?! Drunk sex is always more fun that sober sex. For the record, I’d order us both 5 shots of Patron, talk crazy dirty in ear, take her home, and blow a humongous man wad right on the freckle on her chest. Oopsie…did I just say that?

Money quote at the 2:32 mark: “…no one really wants to cum on the sober girl.”


  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    Drunk sex is way more uninhibited, which has its place for sure! But since you lose about 50% of sensation or more if you’re drunk, and it gets exponentially harder to actually have an orgasm with each drink, sober has its place, too. Actually, the best sex Jake and I have had is while high – easy to come and sensation is easily doubled :-)
    .-= Honey´s last blog …I Got A Half Chub Listening To This Chick Talk About Drunk Sex =-.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    Do females loose 50% sensation? It’s not nearly that much for me, maybe more like 5-10%, if that. And if I drink a couple of Red Bulls I turn into the Sexual Terminator!! It’s insane.
    .-= Lance´s last blog …I Got A Half Chub Listening To This Chick Talk About Drunk Sex =-.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    I’m sure not everyone does. It’s got to be individual. If I have 1 or 2 drinks, sensation might be heightened slightly. If I have more than that, it starts to decrease. And if I get to the point where I’m actually drunk, the reason I like a pounding is because that’s the only way I can feel it at all! If Jake gets to the point where he’s drunk, he has trouble getting a stiffy, too…so that’s another danger.
    .-= Honey´s last blog …I Got A Half Chub Listening To This Chick Talk About Drunk Sex =-.

  • http://hammer86blog.com Hammer

    I think that for most women having a few drinks makes them more uninhibited and thus makes it easier for them to cum since they’re less in their heads. That said, for myself, I have trouble cumming with condoms as it is, and it’s exponentially more difficult when drunk, or even just a little tipsy. That’s one of two reasons (the other being a money thing) why I drink before I go out and have maybe one or two drinks over the course of a night at a bar.

    That said, I never have a problem with the “no one wants to cum on the sober chick” issue. My girls tend to be pretty sober but I get them into full out slut mode using El Topo’s patented Kung Fu Penis without fail.
    .-= Hammer´s last blog …This Week in Game: Can You Teach Funny? =-.

  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    Very interesting stuff. She said it’s weird being aware of what’s going on, and I’ve slept with women like that. They’d rather be unaware, drunk, stoned, whatever.

    My recommendation for this woman – tantric sex. Put all that awareness to good use, focus on your sexual energy and your chakras. Believe me, when the kundalini energy rises and your crown chakra opens up, and you have a fully body orgasm, you’ll be glad that you’re sober and taking in the experience.

    .-= dadshouse´s last blog …Hungry For You =-.

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