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About the Author

Lance is an aspiring social artist based in Orlando, Florida. His goal is to be a kickass dude, meet cool people, and generally dominate at everything. He enjoys sports, surfing, socializing, reading and writing. You can contact Lance via email here or online here.

I am Pimp

I’m a pimp. Cool?

Here’s what we’re all about. My pal Honey and I are bringing you the knowledge about life, dating, relationships, being social, and of course, sex. We’ll blog about anything and everything related to those categories (we might go off subject too) and we’ll try to reflect what’s going on in the real world. We’re definitely not politically correct. We often have differing viewpoints and we’re not shy about calling each other out. This will make for some lively debates and occasional name calling. Do not be alarmed. We just like to argue.

I’m into going out, being a badass, surfing, sports, and beautiful women. I study attraction and I try to socialize as much and as often as possible in order to build up my social knowledge. I don’t consider myself a pickup artist, but I do consider myself to be skilled socially and an authority on attraction. I’m hoping to learn and gain experiences by interacting through this blog. I want readers to ask questions and call me out if they disagree.

I’m a single, straight man and I love women. I’ll come right out and say that I’m occasionally a narcissistic douchebag. That’s a sticking point. Besides that, I’m a pretty cool dude. I’m into improving myself. I read. I’m good in the sack. I believe men should act like men. I believe that if you suck socially and you can’t get laid, you should get that handled and improve your skill with women. Life is too short to live in scarcity.

If you’re looking for the skinny on meeting women, attraction, or dating, I’m your guy. If you’re looking for the solid on long term relationships (LTR’s), please refer to my magniloquent friend Honey. Honey is the bomb, even if she is a crazy chick who is still stuck in the 1950’s when it comes to dating. Ha ha, you know I love ya H! Just busting your nads! Honey is also your go-to guide for advice for women.

Get ready, because HoneyandLance.com is going to rock.

Here’s a little Dane Cook for ya:

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Comment by Hot Alpha FemaleNo Gravatar Subscribed to comments via email
2008-04-14 02:40:20

Hey you guys are doing so freaken well with this blog since you just started it in jan.

thumbs up

This vid is hilarious .. I have never heard of this guy before .. but he’s a champion!

HAF

Hot Alpha Female’s last blog post..If You Look Up To Me Then I’ll Look Down On You

 
Comment by LanceNo Gravatar
2008-04-14 08:08:43

You’ve never heard of Dane Cook? He’s like the biggest comedian in North America right now. Freakin hilarious. I have two of his CD’s…if you give me a mailing address I’ll send you a copy. Seriously.

Lance’s last blog post..My Inner Chode Bit Me In The Ass

 
2008-06-25 00:45:08

[...] card. (You know, to get my Border’s card I had to give a mailing address to a self-described aspiring pimp, and Kitten only had to give an email address. Who was the real winner [...]

 
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