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Honey's main interests are online dating, long distance dating, and long term relationships. She met her boyfriend on MySpace and they have been exclusive since their first date over three years ago. Currently they live in Tempe, Arizona. Honey graduated with her PhD in Composition and Rhetoric in May 2009. You can contact Honey via email here or online here.

How’d You Get That Hickey, Eh?

So the other day I noticed that I had what appeared to be a hickey.  A bruise on my neck that was both discolored and tender.

That’s strange, I thought.  Jake hasn’t given me a hickey.

Then I panicked.  What if he asks me how I got it?!  I certainly hadn’t gotten a hickey from someone else, but “I have no idea how that got there” is hardly a satisfactory answer – after what happened in July, I certainly wouldn’t accept that answer from Jake.

Then after my yoga class I was walking to my car, and thought, Ouch!  The strap from my gym bag is rubbing right against…


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