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How I’ve Avoided Having “The Talk” – Guest Post by Demeter

Below is a guest post from a friend I know IRL…sort of.  We’re in the same program and have many of the same professional and research interests, although she started long enough after I began that we’ve rarely run into each other in person (we don’t even live in the same town!).  We do, however, follow each other’s many blogs, pseudonymous and otherwise.  If you like what you read here, check out Demeter’s House.

Forgive me readers, for I have sinned. It’s been four months since my last sexual encounter.

Four months–I know, I know. A terrible sin for a woman in her sexual prime. But it goes back to that tricky question Honey raised last week about when to reveal certain things.

Maybe part of my problem is that I’ve spent too much time over the years with my guy-pals, sitting in creaky wooden chairs at the neighborhood bar as we drank our beers and talked about girls. On those Guinness nights my guy-pals told me that they would never date a divorced woman. And they sure as hell wouldn’t date a divorced woman with children. My guy-pals, who admittedly function under overly-simplistic equations, saw it this way: single mom = needy, clingy woman. And my guy-pals ran from this most ominous breed of female.

When I was sitting around having those beer-induced talks with my guy-pals, I had no idea that I would become the divorced woman. With children. But wait, there’s more. The children happen to have pervasive developmental disabilities.

Running yet, boys?

When does a girl throw out such a detail in a conversation with the cute guy she just met at the folk art festival? I mean, I know it lies somewhere on the continuum between telling the guy your name and telling him the deep dark secret of, say, how your first love broke your heart when he slept with your best friend and then ran over your poodle–twice. I’m just not sure WHERE on that continuum it rests.

I’m not too giddy to throw out information about my kids. It’s not that I’m ashamed of my them–I’m not. They SO rock. But my relationship with them and my love for them is one of the most intimate parts of who I am; that’s not something I’ll share with just anyone. And then there’s the other reason I’m reticent–I’m afraid that if I reveal too much too soon that a guy will read me all wrong, that he’ll place me in the lump of clingy women from which to run. The irony is, I’m one of the most independent women that guy would ever know.

My response to figuring out when to have the talk? I’ll confess–I’ve cheated my way out of it. Lame, I know. I’ve avoided meeting new men and instead have stayed in that comfort zone of men who already know me, who already know I’m strong and funny and willing to tear a tiger apart with my teeth for my kids. First I looked to a couple of my guy-pals, ironically enough (they somehow forgot their fear of the single mom when the single mom was me). In very short time, I remembered why I had been their Guinness pal rather than their girlfriend for all these years and forgot about trying to date old friends.

But old boyfriends . . . that’s another thing.

I’m not sure exactly how I got involved with my ex again. We’ve always had this damned amazing chemistry, and the only reason I broke up with him was because my brain knew that he and I were a bad match even if my body didn’t. But, hey, I’m not in the market for a match right now, so he’s the perfect fit.

Perfect . . . except that he lives a couple states north of me. Which means that my thumbs are the only parts of my body that are having regular sex.  Huh, that’s inconvenient.

Inconvenient, but for now, it’s good enough for me. I get to have mind-blowing (though infrequent) sex with a man who respects me as the bad-ass momma that I am and has no desire to cross that boundary into the kid zone I so fiercely protect. Plus I don’t have to worry about picking up his socks in the morning, which is a definite plus.

I know, though, that someday, maybe years from now, I will want to be in a LTR again, and when I get to that point, I’m going to have to confront the question that Honey posed. And I won’t be able to cheat my way out it.

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  • http://casualencounters.com/blog/ Janak

    Hate to say it, but I’d totally be running.

    I kind of wonder, though. If you weren’t honest with me from the get-go, and then revealed the kid-baggage once we’d been seeing each other for a while, what would I do?

    I’d like to think I wouldn’t be so spineless as to just shrug and go along with the destruction of my life just because, hey, you’re neat, but who knows. It’s happened before. Food for thought.

    And what else can one ask for in a blog.

    Janak\´s last blog post…Best of 2008 sex humor

  • http://demetershouse.wordpress.com/ demeter’s house

    Janak, I’m loving your honesty here. I think most guys would totally be running, but fewer would admit that they would totally be running.

    I’m wondering about what you said about going along with the “destruction” of your life, though. What is it that makes you think that dating a woman with unique kids would equate to the destruction?

    demeter’s house\´s last blog post…Textual Chemistry

  • http://www.thedateabledork.com The Dateable Dork

    Hmmm… that’s a tough one… I honestly don’t know how I’d react if a guy were telling me this story about his kids. When I was younger, I would have been terrified. Now, maybe not? I think I’m becoming more accepting and more compassionate as I get older, and I’d hope your potential BFs would be the same. : )

    P.S. – Nice to “meet” a friend of Honey’s!

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  • http://simonandcole.com Simon

    Picking up socks is underrated.

    Seriously I think that you are doing what most human beings do but are afraid to actually admit they are doing. You are staying in your comfort zone and waiting for an easier situation to fall in you lap, essentially. This is not a bad thing by any means, it is simply a caveat to what you mentioned at the end: you’re going to have to face it someday. Sometimes tucking your tail between your legs isn’t always the worst decision, however. Lord knows we all do it constantly.

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  • http://demetershouse.wordpress.com/ demeter’s house

    @ Dateable Dork: Nice to “meet” you too!

    @ Simon: You’re absolutely right; I’m staying in my comfort zone. I tend to be the adventurous girl who takes on the world, but I’m learning that sometimes comfort zones are under-rated. I’d rather be cautious than get myself and some guy into a situation neither of us are prepared for.

    But then again, I may just be rationalizing my choices ;)

    demeter’s house\´s last blog post…Textual Chemistry

  • http://casualencounters.com/blog/ Janak

    It’s happened to me before. Not to get too into it, but I got the “kid surprise” sprung on me once. I played the nice-guy “sure, no problem!” card and the child ended up moving in not long afterward. What followed was a financial and emotional train wreck lasting years.

    Neither the kid nor her mother were bad people, and I put the blame on my at-the-time spinelessness as much as anything else, but the consequence was that I had to deal with a great deal more responsibility and drama than I was ready for at that age. I’d like to say I rose to the challenge, but I think the best I ultimately achieved was a propped-up-by-my-elbows couch recline.

    Once bitten, etcetera.

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