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Honey, Here’s How You Can Be A Better GF

By on Sep 24, 2008 in Relationships

So I found this fantastic video on videojug.com, a site that bills itself as the “definitive online encyclopaedia of life.” Well, of course they a have a dating/relating/sex section, and I perused several of the videos and they’re awesome! Some of the vids have a distinctly “British” feel to them, if you catch my drift…

Honey, since I know you need to work on being a better girlfriend to your The BF, I took the liberty of posting one of their videos to help you increase your relationship knowledge base. Seriously, the advice contained herein is spot on, will strengthen your bond with The BF, and let’s be honest, you Virgos need it. Especially if you’re going to get married and have sex with the same dude for the next 50 years.

Holly Hoffman and Dateable Dork, you ladies could probably use this advice also, especially after reading about all your various man woes on your blogs. HAF, you might want to watch this also as I’m sure you’ll get yourself a bf really soon.



I simply don’t understand why anyone would pay thousands for a dating coach or even a $50 ebook when all the knowledge in the universe is on the Internet. Seriously. My two favorite points from the video:

  • If you’re man is hungry, don’t feed him salad
  • If you really don’t wanna have sex with him, distract him with beer

Boom! Solid gold!

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  • http://www.worklovelife.com Holly Hoffman

    Stunning insight & guidance, as always Lance!

    Holly Hoffman´s last blog post..A schedule monger no longer

  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    This feeds PERFECTLY into the blog I’m going to post later today, Lance. Good advice, indeed.

    Honey´s last blog post..Raffaella Fico: Yay! More Absurdly Expensive Virgins!

  • http://www.yankeeinnewworld.com NewWrldYankee

    perfect!! I found Video Jug just this year – some of these videos are instant classics!

    NewWrldYankee´s last blog post..Top 5 Cheap Airline Ticket Finder Series #3 – Airline Consolidator

  • Jonsi

    Hells yeah. It’s not that easy to find a guy you connect with deeply, but once you do, those two tricks alone will solve 80% of your conflicts.

  • http://20-forty.com/ lisaq

    I’ve seen this before. Pretty fabulous!

    lisaq´s last blog post..Hooray For Support Systems!

  • Me Thinks

    Oh I love this! Its really funny but you are correct, these are not untrue statements. Good relationships are not rocket science, it just takes respect, even if that means respecting “caveman” qualities occasionally. I’ll never understand chicks that insist that has to change in their man just because they are dating?!?

    The “distract him with beer” thing kills me. I never have that problem but I’ll tuck that gem away into the vault in case I do later ;)

  • http://tsquest.blogspot.com T

    That is so freakin’ funny. Great advice though. Thanks for posting Lance!

    T’s last blog post…God in a box

  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    This is hilarious. Where do you find shit like this? Or is that Honey and Lance in the vid…? (grin)

    I disagree with one point, though – a woman should never ask a man to pull her finger!

    dadshouse’s last blog post…Dating Sexy Single Moms Gets Sirius