I engineered a meetup with Kitty on Sunday night, but I didn’t close. Here’s what happened. I ran my text game as described in my previous post. She responded that she was interested but was spending the day with family. AND, she thought she was coming down with a cold (yeah right), but if she was feeling up to it, she’d contact me tonight. Cool, it looked like there was still a connection and my unintentional jackass move from yesterday didn’t blow me out.
I got a text at 8:00 pm. She said if I was still up for meeting, I could come over at 9:00. I responded back with an enthusiastic affirmative. I said I’d bring a bottle of wine and a movie. She texted back, just bring the wine, forget the movie. Sweet.
So I went to her house and everything was groovy. Except, she had these two dogs and they totally f’ed up my game. IN FACT, when she introduced her dogs, she said, “This is Fluffy and that one is Spike. They’re both really needy. They’re real game killers.”
Game killers! I couldn’t help but chuckle. Of course, I wasn’t chuckling as the evening progressed and the dogs were cock blocking the hell out of me. Have you ever tried to put the moves on with a chick who has a boy dog? Forget it…the dogs get jealous and will basically try to gnaw your genitals off. Cockblocked by the dogs. Karma biting me in the ass, now that I think about it.
(Oh great…guess I’m not getting any nooky tonight.)
Anyway, we got confy on the couch and had some pretty decent convo. Good to see the comfort I had built up from the other night was still there. We would makeout and every time I tried to escalate (remember my devious plan?), I got cock blocked by one of the dogs. Oh yeah, she had a cat too, and the cat would stare at us from the edge of the couch. It sucked.
This happened 2-3 times. Eventually, we moved to the bedroom, removed clothing, made out some more, escalated, and it freaking happened again (the dogs followed us in of course). It was getting pretty ridiculous. Fortunately for me, I’m a patient Gemini and I truly did find it amusing, so I didn’t flip out or anything.
Anyway, to make a long story short, we just spent the night together, no intense monkey sex, not even any head (although I offered). It was, I don’t know, it was kinda nice to spend time with a chick and goof around. It was fun.
Kitty is a cool chick, but it will be physically impossible to get my schwerve on with the two dogs shoving their snouts in my nuts every time I come over. What does that mean? Hell if I know. I had a good time, she had a good time, and for me that’s what it’s all about. I’ll see how I feel in a few days. We’ll probably see each other again.
I brought a “get laid or die trying” frame into the interaction and it totally didn’t work. I was miscalibrated and what I should have done was just be chill and let the game come to me. I actually switched frames mid-stream after I realized my game was crushed and went into normal Lance mode and it worked a lot better after that.