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Filthy Butt Sex On New Years Eve

Here’s a great raunchy story from the holidays that includes vigorous butt sex. Enjoy.

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Me, my girlfriend Megan, and a bunch of my pals stayed at a beach house over New Years. The house belonged to the parents of one of my friends so it was completely free. Not only that, but the house was amazing: gigantic, right on the beach, hot tub, stocked larder, etc etc. The weather was a lovely 80 degrees and sunny during the day and cool at night. We partied our asses off and it was fucking awesome. This was easily one of the top 5 vacations I’ve ever taken.

That’s not the story. Here’s the story. I was texting some of my (guy) friends right before midnight, say 11:50 pm, sending new years wishes. There was a raging party going on so I only managed to get off three texts before I got sucked back into the fray. Megan got bitchy when she saw me texting and complained. This is a point of contention with us, as she hates when I text, but I figured this was a special occasion so I did it any way. There were several other people texting friends/family at this time and even Megan fired off a couple of texts just before the ball dropped, so there was no reason to think it was unusual.

I went upstairs to use the bathroom and when I come back down I caught Megan going through my phone looking for text messages (I had set it down on the kitchen counter). WTF!?! I busted her on it, took her aside and scolded her harshly for being a dumbass. I even showed her the text messages that I had sent, which were perfectly legitimate and all to men. She was embarrassed and copped to being drunk, which I didn’t believe. She also said she feared I was texting other women. Megan apologized after I insisted that she do so. The night proceeded normally after that, although there was a degree of tension between us.

We went to sleep around 3:00 am. Our bed was a murphy bed in the balcony area outside of the upstairs loft, so the space was open to all traffic between the two floors. It was also a wide open space and you could hear and see stuff happening downstairs if you had to inclination to stand up and look around. Three lesbians and a regular dude were sleeping in the loft with the door closed. People were crashed on the couches downstairs.

I pulled off Megan’s panties and went down on her until she came. She came very quietly. Her pussy was delicious. Then I fucked her in standard missionary. While this was happening I had the notion take a little revenge for her earlier transgression. I pulled out and stuck my dong in her butt–her legs were now over her head. At first she didn’t like it, but after a little while she liked it. I started slow but picked up the pace as things smoothed out, until I was cornholing her with impunity. She loved it.

After ten minutes or so I pulled out and started fucking her pussy, but she MADE ME stick it in her butt again. Seriously, she insisted. In fact, she wanted me to come in her butt, which would have been a first for us. No problem, I put it back in her rump.

At this point, I had the idea to weave a Bad Girl Needs Punishment fantasy. I did this via dirty talk, which basically means I told her she was a bad little girl and I was punishing her for being bad. She got right into it and insisted that she needed to be punished thoroughly. This turned out to be a HUGE JACKPOT as I stumbled into a fantasy that turned both of us on. I’ve spanked her and lightly done Bad Girl before, but never full force like this. This went on for some time and we charged the sex with several interesting emotions. She got into the multi-orgasmic state. All via anal. The sex was hot, vigorous, and loud.

I spunked a huge load in her butt. I actually didn’t want to but I couldn’t help it.

In the morning I woke her up by going down on her until she came, again. Then she rode me like a dirty little cowgirl while the sun framed her against the ocean and the waves fell on the shore and the breeze jogged through the mangroves. This was all in the bed in the foyer outside a loft where the three lesbians slept. At least I think they were sleeping.

XOXO.

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  • http://www.moodybitchseeksniceguy.com/ moody.bitch

    I hope to FUCKING CHRIST that you did NOT seriously take your dick straight from her ass to her vagina. Hello, bacterial infection!!

    Good grief.

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  • Eric

    Lol get it Lance. Fantasies are always a nice way of spicing things up. Especially role-playing… Hehehe

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    We did precisely that and have done it many times before. I had this same worry the first couple of times. I did some research and it’s apparently fairly common, which was enough to remove any moral reservation I had.

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  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    Damn, I miss vigorous sex in a beach house with the sun coming up and the breeze jogging through the mangroves. Seriously. I mean, I haven’t had exactly that experience, but close enough to totally relate. (That one mangrove line you wrote seemed very Hemingway-esque to me. And it was good.)

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  • http://www.DanAndJennifer.com Dan | Ask Dan and Jennifer

    That’s beautiful. :-)

    But seriously, on the vaginal -> anal -> vaginal cross traffic, man that’s not a good idea. Lots of people do it, but it’s still a really bad idea.

    No moral stuff about it (the whole pseudo-moralistic thing is not our deal), it’s more of a bacterial concern. Rule of thumb: stuff that comes out the back shouldn’t go in the front.

    You don’t want the ‘vaginal regions’ going off limits for decontamination do you? ;-)

    Then again, that’s just what i think.

    – Dan

    [disclaimer: views and perspectives expressed above are fully, completely, and utterly representative of Dan and Ask Dan & Jennifer. LOL]

    Dan | Ask Dan and Jennifer´s last blog post…I Live My Life With Passion And Purpose – Here’s How You Can Too…

  • Me Thinks

    Ditto on the bacterial. I don’t know what you’ve been reading – you should read some medical pages. I can only imagine a vaginal bacterial infection is totally disgusting. And just ask Honey how much fun it is to have a UTI…

    Lather, Rinse, Repeat, baby!

    Otherwise, sounds like a really awesome time. Except the snooping part… ick, can’t stand jealousy!

  • http://www.thebeautifulkind.com/ The Beautiful Kind

    Yeah the first thing that came to mind as I read this was the risk of infection for double dipping, but since that’s already been covered, I’ll just enjoy details like the fact that you fucked with people around you (LESBIANS, even!!!) and got into the rough roleplaying. ASS SEX IS SO HOT. So intense and the orgasms are divine. And I love how this was written so “DUDE STYLE” – “I spunked a huge load in her butt” – if I were there I would have high fived you. Many of my readers would give their right testicle to have this experience.

    On a final note, I hate texting. And jealousy. And insecurity. And snooping. So I’m glad you worked past that.

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  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    I know, the double dipping is dumb. I’ve been watching too much porn.

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  • http://singlemomseeking.com/blog single mom seeking

    I was also completely riveted until your dick went straight from her ass to her pussy. Yikes.

    Good hygiene for dear Megan. Please.

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  • http://tsquest.blogspot.com T

    Yeah, butt sex rocks.

    Glad we cleared up the hygiene part of it.

    Now I will go back and read it again.

    Yeah, butt sex with lesbians around rocks even better.

    I’m hoping you guys get past the snooping part though. That’s just damn exhausting.

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  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    As someone who has spent almost an entire month on antibiotics and been to the doctor 3 times due to an e.coli infection, I could barely read that! The BF is not into butt sex, for which I am glad.

    Are you still fighting with Megan more than 50% of the time? (I don’t think they’ve “worked past” anything, TBK…)

    Honey´s last blog post…My Boyfriend’s Mother

  • http://www.vcarded.com The Virgin

    “Now you know…and knowing is half the battle!”

    …in bed. Ahem.

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  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    We fight often, like once per week, although we have some excellent stretches and some not so excellent stretches. We’re both working on our various LTR skillsets. It’s interesting and I could probably write a whole blog series on it.

    I’m not really going to defend the dirty pooper sex, but it’s fairly common if you poke around some sex forums and of course in porn. Not saying it’s healthy.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Honey

    The BF is into peeing (like, me peeing, not him peeing). I have no problem with this because urine is sterile.

    Honey´s last blog post…My Boyfriend’s Mother

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    WTF? Our we talking about golden showers here?? What do you mean he’s into you peeing?

  • http://www.thedateabledork.com The Dateable Dork

    Damn, Lance!!! This is fucking HOT. Nice work, babe. : )

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