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Lance is an aspiring social artist based in Central Florida. His goal is to be a kickass dude, meet cool people, and generally dominate at life. He enjoys sports, surfing, socializing, reading and writing. You can contact Lance via email here or online here.

COED Magazine Tried To PWN Me. Fuckers.

Call the lawyers. COED Magazine ran a article on August 26 that stole my idea for an article, 10 Signs You Might Be A Douchebag. WTF? Don’t worry peeps, my shizzy is way tighter. At #2 they’ve got “take a art history class” and at #3 they have “you like the music of the Police.” I took TWO art history classes in college, they were hard as hell, and oh yeah both classes were loaded with hot chicks at like a 4 to 1 ratio. Um, not douchey.

Re: The Police. What asshole thinks The Police is douchey? Sting gets more poon than a toilet seat at the Tri-Delt sorority house.  Plus, I just listened to “Message in a Bottle” on YouTube and that song rocks ballz.

Read my original article, 10 Signs You Might Be A Complete Douchebag, and compare for yourself. Fuckwads.


  • http://dadshouseblog.com dadshouse

    Welcome to the world of content. Stealing ideas happens all the time. I had a woman contact me and ask if I wanted to donate (donate!) articles to a book she’s publishing. I said no, and she said fine, she’d steal my ideas and write them in her own words. WTF? It’s like Jerry Seinfeld’s wife stealing recipe ideas.

    I loved being able to patent ideas in the high tech world. No one can steal those from me.

    Oh, and the number 1 sign you’re a douche? You steal ideas from Lance!
    .-= dadshouse´s last blog …I’m an Ass, Man! =-.

  • http://www.mezzi.com/ Metal Briefcases

    Don’t worry Lance, I’m sure you qualify as a douche according to both checklists :)
    Claiming someone stole such a generic article idea reeks of doucheness.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    Don’t be a fuckwad. Also, what kind of handle is metal briefcases?
    .-= Lance´s last blog …This Is Brilliant =-.

  • http://tsquest.blogspot.com T

    You tell ‘em Lance!

    And Sting? He’s just eternally sexy. Nuff said.
    .-= T´s last blog …Funny People =-.

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