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NicCOED Magazine Tried To PWN Me. Fuckers.
By Lance on Sep 3, 2009 in Life
Call the lawyers. COED Magazine ran a article on August 26 that stole my idea for an article, 10 Signs You Might Be A Douchebag. WTF? Don’t worry peeps, my shizzy is way tighter. At #2 they’ve got “take a art history class” and at #3 they have “you like the music of the Police.” I took TWO art history classes in college, they were hard as hell, and oh yeah both classes were loaded with hot chicks at like a 4 to 1 ratio. Um, not douchey.
Re: The Police. What asshole thinks The Police is douchey? Sting gets more poon than a toilet seat at the Tri-Delt sorority house. Plus, I just listened to “Message in a Bottle” on YouTube and that song rocks ballz.
Read my original article, 10 Signs You Might Be A Complete Douchebag, and compare for yourself. Fuckwads.
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Welcome to the world of content. Stealing ideas happens all the time. I had a woman contact me and ask if I wanted to donate (donate!) articles to a book she’s publishing. I said no, and she said fine, she’d steal my ideas and write them in her own words. WTF? It’s like Jerry Seinfeld’s wife stealing recipe ideas.
I loved being able to patent ideas in the high tech world. No one can steal those from me.
Oh, and the number 1 sign you’re a douche? You steal ideas from Lance!
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Don’t worry Lance, I’m sure you qualify as a douche according to both checklists
Claiming someone stole such a generic article idea reeks of doucheness.
Don’t be a fuckwad. Also, what kind of handle is metal briefcases?
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You tell ‘em Lance!
And Sting? He’s just eternally sexy. Nuff said.
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