By Lance on Sep 17, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(4)
Remember that naughty picture I blogged about earlier in the week? Well, I emailed my pal for the original page and he sent me to a website called BoredStop.com, which specializes in photographs of odd stuff. They have a whole page full of sexually suggestive images…check it out. It’s kind of a cool website, good for killing time at the office, which I know all you slackers do plenty of.
By Lance on Sep 8, 2008 in Featured, The Weekly | comments(14)
Well, after a couple of weekends worth of insane-o vacations (see here and here) and a lot of non-blogging-related work, I’m ready to get back to business as usual. We missed The Weekly last week, so we’ll double up on this go around.
(Sarah Palin: Despite her politics, I’d do her.)
First off, a coolass announcement: I’m a guest on the IDW Talk Radio Show…if you don’t know IDW or Eathan, we’re talking about idatewhite.com, a great blog about single parenting and interracial dating. The show happens this Wednesday between 9:00 – 11:00 pm EST. See details here.
By Honey on Aug 22, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(7)
When Lance is away, Honey will play! The BF is out at a cigar bar with a friend but once he gets back Honey’s Sextacular Birthday Weekend will begin…I’ve already had one orgasm this afternoon to get the juices flowin’ so I’m ready for him when he gets home.
(Photo Credit Multiples.com)
I personally am hoping for at least one more round in the pool and another with the camera…plus yesterday I was leaving for work and he was still in bed…hard and not wanting me to leave…so I would like some good old fashioned morning sex as well. It’s been too long. I tried to jump his bones when he got home from work that night because I was still so titillated from that morning, but he was starving so we ate dinner first and then I fell asleep on the couch. Damn job, still cockblocking me. Continued
By Lance on Aug 14, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(8)
Christ! I started this job last Monday and it totally sucks…working and jobs in general that is, not this job in particular. Why can’t I just get paid to blog and pick up chicks??
Speaking of dates, I’ve had two dates recently with a Treehugger Chick. The first was at Dandelion, a cool, organic food cafe, for drinks. It went fine, no closes of any kind. Date #2 was at a hip corner cafe, with more wine drinking and a nice makeout in the parking lot. I have to tell you, I was pleasantly surprised at how cute Treehugger Chick was, but more importantly, she had a completely awesome personality. Continued
By Lance on Jul 25, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(12)
So I’ve been flirting with this 33-year-old hot MILF over IM and text lately. Things are going well and I think we’re gonna meet this weekend. I don’t know why, but I seem to have developed a fetish for older MILFy girls (she’s a few years older than me). Maybe because they’re more grounded, less self absorbed, not in a hurry to get married? This girl, Katie, also considers herself a high sex drive girl. She claims to need sex 6+ times per week or else she gets cranky (she’s currently single, so must be hating life) and she also claims to be a multiple-o girl. Like basically if you do anything to her, she’ll get off. We’ll see.
(Why hello, Mrs. Robinson.)
By Lance on Jul 16, 2008 in The Weekly | comments(4)
Again a bit late with the Weekly but it’s all good my peeps. I was sucking down tequila shots on Friday night and that basically shot me for the rest of the weekend. What else? I’ve been talking online with a nice MILF who is a video game geek, my LDFB is coming down to visit in August, and generally I’ve been enjoying my summer. What, you expected me to invent cold fusion over here?