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How To Game Tall Chicks And Why Being A Short Dude Sucks

Salman Rushdie Padma LakshmiA commenter, V, found my post I Want A Tall, Handsome, Ambitious Man To Sweep Me Off My Feet Because I Love To Laugh! and had a major freakout about how chicks are shallow and weird about height, especially in online dating. Brother, I feel your pain. Here’s a taste of his comment:

“…WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HEIGHT!!!! UGHHHHHH get the flying fuck over HEIGHT JUST FUCKING GET OVER IT PERIOD!!!!!!!!!! 5?8?, 5?9? 5?10? IS NOT FUCKING SHORT!!!! AND YES TO YOUR WOMEN’S POINT WE GENERALLY DON’T LIKE THE FUCKING FAT ASS WOMEN!!!”

Wow.

Then Honey had a *really* strong reaction to V’s freakout:

“I am sick of reading about all these guys with enough inner rage over this issue to blow up a post office…”

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How to Act Dumb (Or Smart) And Be More Attractive

There were some good comments on my post When I Act Dumb Chicks Want To Sleep With Me More, so I thought I’d write a followup and dive into how acting dumb makes you more attractive.

When I said I acted dumb what I  meant was I act tactically dumb, that is, I might purposefully act clueless, shallow, jackassey, or not have an opinion on something in order to generate attraction. At first blush this might be perceived as being dumb, but if you unpack it this is what you get:

* I’ll act clueless about a subject in order to draw out conversation or pump up her enthusiasm about something. Honey mentioned this tactic in her comment. An example might be acting clueless about a genre of music so that she’ll get fired up about explaining it to me, even though I know tons of stuff about that genre. Everyone I know does this, knowingly or unknowingly.

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When I Act Dumb Chicks Want To Sleep With Me More

I picked up this mediocre looking chick at a bar recently (pic on the left is NOT her). I haven’t done bar pickups in months because I have a new girlfriend, but I was with my wing Lilly and we both needed the practice so there we were.

My opening line to the set: “You two look interesting.” Easy hook from there. I had a phone number and an invite to tour her facility (she works in an art space) within 15 minutes.

I have since met up with this chick, who I’ll call Anna, three times since the PU. The first time we had lunch and that was super duper boring. She talked a mile-a-minute and I couldn’t get a word in edge-wise, which combined with the setting meant I couldn’t generate any attraction. I dipped out of lunch quickly and figured I’d never see the chick again.

The second time I engineered a meetup that same night at a bar. She left her dinner party from across town and met me. We shot pool, danced a little, and had a pretty good time. Minimal talking. We made out at the bar and I took her to my house. We made out on my couch for about an hour. She was a lousy kisser. Because of this, I opted not to push for the lay and I sent her packing at 4:00 am. Plus, she talked too much.

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Getting Better

Well, things are looking up since my last post

Jobs Update

Jake has decided he has too much on his plate to do a real job search at the moment, so he’s calling that off.  However, given what went down with his supervisor recently, he has decided to go balls-to-the-wall in terms of his working conditions at his current place.  He thinks that there is a good chance that his strategy will pay off, in which case he’d be perfectly happy continuing to be there (it is not the amount of work he does that he objects to, it is a variety of aspects of the environment).  If it doesn’t work out and they fire him, then obviously he will have plenty of time to do a big search.  Either outcome would be better than the status quo. Continued

7 Kickass Sex Blogs You Should Be Reading

Welcome you smarmy perverts! I’ve been checking out some of the best sex and kink blogs around (shocker, I know) and I’m here to present to you Lance’s favorite 7 sex blogs. These blogs consistently bring me enjoyment, sometimes give me a chubby, often cause me to laugh, and almost always expand my mind about what is possible in the bedroom. My only requirement when reviewing was that they were written by real people who were blogging about their actual sex lives. Is this is a great job or what?

It goes without saying, these are NSFW. Enjoy.

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Why I Like Butt Sex

Spurred by Honey’s comment about anal sex on our guest post, Spanking for Beginners, I thought I would try to address why I like it. I’ve done a ton of thinking on the topic of pooper sex and why it’s such a big deal and why it works and doesn’t work for some people. I’ve debated with multiple (female) rump virgins on the topic, always unsuccessfully, but it’s worth giving it a shot.

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