By Lance on Jul 6, 2010 in Featured, Life | comments(14)
Finally following up on Honey’s posting on the article The End of Men, about how women are now the majority of the workforce. The article is long as hell and took me like forever to read, but here’s what it boils down to. Ready?
- There are more women than men in the workforce for the first time.
- More women are getting college degrees than men.
- More chicks in the workplace boosts the performance of a company.
- Women are valuable because they’re socially intelligent and have strong intellects (agreed)
- Men are weanies (also generally agree with).
So that’s the gist of it. Thought provoking article, I do recommend checking it out.
I will respond with a couple of personal anecdotes.
By Lance on Jun 21, 2010 in Featured, Sex | comments(38)
I nailed this chick the other weekend who wasn’t my girlfriend. I couldn’t help it, I needed to have a killer bang session, something I haven’t had since I started dating Heather over six months ago. This was an all-time showstopper, a 20 orgasm affair that was basically an unfilmed porno, that lasted until early in the morning, and left both of us exhausted. I loved every second of it.
Here’s how it went down. I’ve been stringing along this mediocre chick, who I referenced in this post here, via text message for a couple of weeks. Well, Friday night rolled around, I was already out with my boys, and I texted her to see if she wanted to meet for drinks. Continued
By Honey on Jun 15, 2010 in Featured, Marriage | comments(8)
Things have been awesome at the Honey/Jake homestead lately. He is jobsearching in Phoenix, so his employment situation may change for the better (and, as anticipated, the mere act of looking has cheered him up immensely). I love my job, and my job loves me – I had my annual performance evaluation which went great, and I am getting a bunch of new equipment for my office. The ergonomic keyboard and footrest arrived today and I am getting a new keyboard tray in the next few weeks as well as a new computer and monitor. I was skeptical about the footrest but can already tell it’s going to be fantastic, although in the meantime it does highlight just how awful my current keyboard tray and mouse placement is. Continued
By Lance on May 20, 2010 in Featured, Sex | comments(61)
Balls! How I get into these situations? I’ve been seeing this girl for about six months, which is a decent long time for me. My girlfriend, who’s name is Heather, is pretty much the best girlfriend on the planet. She’s like a perfect 10 as a girlfriend, the complete opposite of my last long-term partner, Megan, who was a complete bitch. I have one complaint and it’s a big one: the sex is terrible.
When I say terrible I don’t mean horrible-terrible, like 10 car pileup bad, but more like pull-my-hair-out frustrating because it’s so vanilla it’s practically soft serve. I have blogged several posts about my ridiculous monkey sex episodes, which can be found here, here, and here. I’m into crazy-ass, kinky sex and vanilla sex is…well, boring.
By Honey on May 14, 2010 in Featured, Marriage | comments(4)
Jake and I had an awesome anniversary dinner – the food was amazing, as was the ambiance of the restaurant (and the drinks! I had something called a Sunshine Sour made with grapefruit vodka, orange juice, and lemon juice, that was out of this world).
During dinner, Jake and I were talking about wedding locations. Then we were talking about rings, because Jake realized he had never worked that into his wedding timeline. Continued
By Honey on May 11, 2010 in Featured, Relationships | comments(5)
So, tomorrow is four years to the day that Jake and I met and started a whirlwind and largely long-distance romance. It’s also two years since we moved in together (more or less). I feel so, so lucky to have met such a fantastic partner. Here are some of the things I appreciate most about him: