Comments on: I Want A Tall, Handsome, Ambitious Man To Sweep Me Off My Feet Because I Love To Laugh!

By: Vale

Vale — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 06:24:20 +0000

I rolled off my chair this was so funny. Great work! I just wanted to send you my personal pet peeve: “I am as comfortable in flip-flops as in a Valentino red dress.” That just irritates the hell out of me. Cheers!

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By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:30:46 +0000

Hi Lance,

I recently signed up for match.com (for 6 months FML!!)and just found your and Honey’s posts. I am beginning to wonder (and realize) that maybe i made some mistake. What you have posted seems to have a lot of truth in them, both about banal profiles and fake profiles. I recently emailed to one extremely gorgeous looking woman on match.com and guess what – next day her profile doesn’t exist anymore. Today i saw that someone added me to her favorites list and I went to see her profile and the same story. I am wondering if this is a scam. I have very recently signed up and feeling a lil stupid abt the entire thing. Thanks for your post anyway.

Sam

By: Earl

Earl — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:47:48 +0000

Also for a lot of women please do us a favor and take online dating seriously. So many women diss online dating and are like “ugh really” online dating?? Yeah it is the 21st century and we use computers, phone’s PDA’s etc and that’s now how everyone DATES and find’s their date’s, GF’s or whatever. The bars are so yesterday…. The bars are great for obvisoulsy meeting or going out with friends but finding dates in bars is proven ineffective unless your just wanting to get laid which is totally fine but finding a solid relationship rarly happens in bars anymore.

By: fandre

fandre — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:51:17 +0000

f@#@$#%%^^& you all. I wish u cn go daonw to hell hapy ever after. . .
bitches… I love this shit… I am illigal dude fu..king with you ass hole … id oent know English shit…

By: John

John — Thu, 13 May 2010 17:51:25 +0000

Hahaha this is so funny. Well, I don't know if all women are like that, but I think that they can "forget" about many of those standards if you are a real man. I mean, some women think they know what they want, but usually attraction does something else. I bet you know what I'm talking about. Online dating is just fun, like thousands of hot women one click away. .-= John´s last blog ...How To Jump Higher To Dunk Best Advice =-.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:28:24 +0000

I’ve actually got nothing to add to the above/recent comments but just wanted to say that “I do LOL!” is still gold.

By: Honey

Honey — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:20:25 +0000

I am sick of reading about all these guys with enough inner rage over this issue to blow up a post office. Jake claims to be 5'8", admits privately to me to being 5'7", and is probably actually 5'6", and I fell in love with him on the first date. Just because you're dating out of your league in all respects and women throw out the height thing because listing all your character flaws is too time consuming, doesn't mean all women are obsessed with height. Get over it. .-= Honey´s last blog ...Backache =-.

By: V

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 05:28:57 +0000

Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was at a bar tonight and this attractive lady sitting buy a guy and they started chatting and he stood up clearly he was 5’10″ when he came back and chatted with her a bit more she had the nerve to say she wanted to date a much taller man and she was all of 5’1″. WTF!!!!! I snickered when the guy said I see so you really are that shallow. She got all pissy, huffy and like so many women do when they get all pissy turn their head, pout and put out the ugh. He was just stating the obvious. Women, don’t get all huffy, pouty when you say something and then take what you said and try and put back on him because you said something and WE CLEARLY CALLED YOU OUT ON IT!!! Shit women take it like a women and date him!!!! WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HEIGHT!!!! UGHHHHHH get the flying fuck over HEIGHT JUST FUCKING GET OVER IT PERIOD!!!!!!!!!! 5’8″, 5’9″ 5’10″ IS NOT FUCKING SHORT!!!! AND YES TO YOUR WOMEN’S POINT WE GENERALLY DON’T LIKE THE FUCKING FAT ASS WOMEN!!! But at the same time IT’S A MUTE ARGUMENT BECAUSE YES WEIGHT CAN BE FUCKING LOST!!! HEIGHT IS HEIGHT IS HEIGHT IS HEIGHT IS HEIGHT IS HEIGHT IS HEIGHT IS HEIGHT!!! HEIGHT CAN’T BE CHANGED PERIOD!! SO GET OVER IT!!!!

By: Spiritual Anarchist

Spiritual Anarchist — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 02:23:31 +0000

The height thing is dead on. Women are obsessed as a general rule. Dating sites are the worst of them. I am only 5’4 5’5 at the most. If you put info on your profile it weeds out your searches. Try any dating service and put 5’4 on your profile as a male. Maybe 1 or 2 results show out of several hundred possible matches. Now try 5’5 or 5’6 You get maybe 3-5 results. Now try 5’7 BAM you get 30 to 70 % of the results depending on what other criteria you enter nonsmoker social drinker etc.

Heightism is so bad here in America I actually have my ID stating 5’7 just in case I ever had to submit it to a dating site. The obvious irony is that this applies to even the shortest of women from 4’9 to 5’6 themselves. IE when they see my ID they presume it close to true unless they are as tall or taller than me. Height is not a physical need but a psychological one.

Its like men with breast size. If you have all the curves and proportion most men will believe anything (within reason) you tell them. Human beings by nature have to feel the own the biggest and shiniest trophy. IF they would just grow up and not be so picky they wouldn’t be so dependent on these dating sites any way.