About the Author

Lance is an aspiring social artist based in Central Florida. His goal is to be a kickass dude, meet cool people, and generally dominate at life. He enjoys sports, surfing, socializing, reading and writing. You can contact Lance via email here or online here.

Best eHarmony Profile Ever

Friday goodness. This chick REALLY loves cats. Can’t decide if I’d give her the Lance business or not, it’s a toughie.


  • Honey


  • http://www.hammer86blog.com Hammer

    Definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Can’t possibly be real though.

  • http://www.girlwithnoname.com Girlwithnoname (Jackie)

    BAH! I say this is an actor trying to go viral and make a name for herself (it’s working, right?)… you can hear the cam operator snicker towards the end.

    scam. <- my 2cents.

  • Donna

    She had me until ” I just love cats. I want them sitting on rainbows “. Fantastic.

  • http://honeyandlance.com Lance

    Hahaha, yes I believe it’s a spoof of an eharmony video. Check out her youtube channel. Pretty awesome parody if you ask me.

  • http://www.thewritersclinic.com Jean Gogolin

    If this twit has an MBA I’m a cat. Just don’t let her take care of me.

  • http://www.divadime.com Elaine Smith

    Love makes the world go around. Find your soulmate and touch the magic in your life. Where do you find the one you were meant to love? Help is just a site away. Get off the couch and get into action today.

  • http://askbenblog.com Ben

    Funny stuff :) Thanks for the post.


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