Best Buy is so douchey. I went in there today to pick up a laptop that the motherboard crapped out on a while back. For one thing, it took them two months figure it out and fix this fucker even though I told them what the problem was because I researched it online, and they didn’t believe me because how should I know anything about computers since I’m not a Geek Squad dork making $9 an hour? Then they returned the thing and said they couldn’t find anything wrong with it and it was probably a software or virus problem, which was total bullshit because I reformatted it like 5 times trying to get Vista off and XP on and then back to Vista because otherwise it voided my service plan. So I returned it after much negotiation and haranguing, they sent it off to the service center in West Hell and held on to it for another month. In the meantime I was using a MacBook Pro that my work gave me which is like getting a blowjob from the hottest blonde in the galaxy in comparison to my laptop.
I go in to pick it up today and I’m waiting in the Geek Squad line for like 45′ minutes while all the blue shirts have their thumbs up their asses and there’s a bunch of dumbasses waiting in front of me. I actually had a dude hold my space in line while I went to the music section and grabed a book about Van Halen which was totally tits but made me look uber gay because of all the shirtless pics of David Lee Roth jumping around like a gazelle. So I finally get my laptop back and now I’m writing this blog on it and it feels like smearing poo on the wall with a shovel compared to the MacBook.
Contrast this to when I went into the Apple Store on CHRISTMAS EVE to get the display on my iPhone replaced. As soon as I walked in, one of the Apple Dorks greeted me and put my name in the queue thing. I surfed the Internet on one of their systems (even checked H&L, hee hee NSFW) for a grand total of ten minutes, got hooked up with a hot nerdy chick at the Genius Bar, and it took her like 60 seconds to replace my display while the whole time I was imagining shooting my load down her shirt with maybe just a little bit on her eyeglasses. I signed one piece of paper and was on my merry way. Apple should just buy Best Buy, keep all the cool shit like Playstations and TV’s, and fire all the Geek Squaders and replace them with hot nerdy Geniuses.
One cool thing did happen in Best Buy, I got to play the new DJ Hero game and it was totally awesome.