Welcome you smarmy perverts! I’ve been checking out some of the best sex and kink blogs around (shocker, I know) and I’m here to present to you Lance’s favorite 7 sex blogs. These blogs consistently bring me enjoyment, sometimes give me a chubby, often cause me to laugh, and almost always expand my mind about what is possible in the bedroom. My only requirement when reviewing was that they were written by real people who were blogging about their actual sex lives. Is this is a great job or what?
It goes without saying, these are NSFW. Enjoy.
The Dateable Dork
One of the first blogs I really got into when we launched H&L, The Dateable Dork is a hot/dorky chick in New York City who blogs about her life, her relationships, and her sex life. She almost always spills the beans when she gets laid and it’s usually shit hot. A couple of her posts gave me full-on wood. Try one of her recent posts where she hooks up with an old flame for a drunken screw session: One of the sexiest nights of my life.
DD may be going to graduate school
soon, so who knows what drunken collegial shenanigans she’ll get into. Stay tuned and give her some love.
AWESOMENESS and The Good Girl
The bedroom adventures of Missy and B, two D/s freakz who are hot hot hot. I love their blog and they don’t even know it. Reading their perspectives on sex has been enlightening and has actually improved my own sex life after I implemented some ideas I got from them. Check out their latest post, Branching Out Into Our D/s World, where B writes how D/s has seeped from the bedroom into the rest of their lives. This one is controversial and some people may disagree. The pics are rad and absolutely NSFW.
Then check out The Story of My O, where Missy explains how she went from being a one-orgasm-with-lots-of-work woman to a multiple orgasm body rockin’ banshee. Good advice in this one. Where can I find a chick like this?
Then check out Tazmanian Pussy, where B describes a recent fuck where Missy journeys through all these crazy levels of agony/ectasy before he finally impales her with his man stick. Pure poetry I say.
Exploits of a Supposed Innocent Girl
There’s something about a 21-year-old hot chick who gets drunk and then get her brains fucked out and then blogs about it that gives me a good old fashioned American hard-on. That must make me a pervert. Oh well! Try Lally’s blog on sexforums.com, where she describes her drunken adventures of meeting dudes in bars and screwing them silly. Tons of core shaking orgasms, tight cooters, and rock hard stiffy’s. Lally claims to never want a boyfriend, at all, and she prefers to just screw. Awww, isn’t that cute? I’m not even sure “Lally” is a real chick, but if she is, props to her. Also, fair warning, the writing is crappy as hell…which has the odd effect of enhancing the blog for me. Weird.
Pieces of Jade
This one is super duper kinky and phreaky, I alternate between being disturbed and massively turned on. About a poly chick named Jade who’s got two horse-dicked boyfriends and a bunch of absurd genital piercings. If you think you can handle it, try the recent post Ferocity which has some serious pooper sex and skull fucking going on. Also, for you literary types who like your sex writing to be all good and stuff, Jade is a pretty solid writer. Pornerific.
Tenin’s Guy Blog
Another blog on Sex Forums, this one is written by a 58-year-old dude who has some ridiculously good sex with his wife. In fact, I’d say this is required reading for any of you long-term and married types out there…Tenin describes a sex life that has gone through all the stages, from young/hot/lusty to clinical to non-existent to deeply spiritual and off-the-hook core-shaking O’s and multiple orgasmic states and tantric stuff. He describes the turning point and summarizes his entire sex life in Fucking and Making Love. Sheer brilliance. Also check out Female Orgasm which details three techniques for getting your lady off. Tenin is the pimp.
Fair warning for the fellas, there is a picture of Tenin with his erect johnson in the sidebar. Just saying.
My Secret Hobby
Another crazyass college chick who loves to screw and get slapped around, Kiera is one of my favs. And she’s Canadian. From her blurb:
I seem like an innocent college girl upon first glance but I’m far from it. Only a select few know that deep down I’m just a cockwhore.
Ookay, what else is there to say? This chick is horny and she loves to fuck. Pretty much every single post is a sexual encounter, but try Hotel Rendezvous and Hotel Rendezvous Continued for a good duo. It’s a good thing this chick lives in Canada or else I’d be all over it.
Kiera also does this thing on Tuesdays where she posts a cool porn vid that she digs and encourages everyone to touch themselves vigorously. Cool. See this example from Thrilling Tuesday #4. Not even remotely SFW.
The Beautiful Kind
Duh, obviously I couldn’t make a list of sex blogs without including The Beautiful Kind, which is like my all time fav kinky blog. Blurb lifted from her site:
TBK is a 30-something bisexual atheist vegetarian sex goddess located in St. Louis, MO. She is a passionate sexplorer when it comes to kinks, fetishes, BDSM, swinging, polyamory and perversion.
She is a sex writer and consultant, as well as a sex worker specializing in fetishes and surrogacy (a sexual surrogate is someone who helps others overcome social and sexual issues through hands on intimacy).
Sweet, huh? TBK kind of freaks me out but I love her schtick and there’s always sometime cool and fun going on at her blog. Also, her commenters *hate* me and think I’m a flaming douchebag, which encourages me to comment even more. If you’ve got the gonads, try one of her recent exploits called An Extraordinary Sunday. It’s uber raunchy and kinky.
There’s also this one story about a hubby and wife named Beowolf and Sunshine that is totally memorable. Beowolf recounts the story where his wifey let’s the cat out of the bag that she fucked a black dude with a huge dong when she was 20, which caused them (Beowolf and Sunshine) to go home and have an epic bang session. I don’t know, something about that was just super steamy.
What Did I Miss?
Where there any great ones out there I missed? Share and describe in comments.