Archive for April, 2010

TBK Got Canned; Latest On The Beautiful Kind

The Beautiful Kind got canned at her workplace by a real battleaxe complete fuckwad of a boss. Read the full skinny at the AAG Blog and leave your thoughts and advice in comments. Also, if anyone can hook her up with a job, that would be super, too. Read the post: A Very personal Message From The Beautiful Kind.

Snippet:

We sat down and she blurted angrily, “I need to let you go. Corporate office suggested I google employees. I typed in your name and it took me two seconds to find your website. How COULD you put that stuff out there? What were you thinking?! I feel like I’m talking to a 14 year old! We’re DONE.”

What kind of cold hearted bitch says shit like that? Seriously, how can you read TBK and not think anything but wow! this is really hot, how do I get into some of this kinky shit? I mean, it’s practically…poetry. I tell you who…someone who hasn’t had a proper orgasm in two decades. Ughh so frustrating. What a douche.

I’m won’t get on the soapbox and rail against the man any more, but I will say I’m very fortunate to work at a place where I talk freely about my blog and my sex life. Continued

The Beautiful Kind Website Is Down

My #1 favorite adult content blog / website, The Beautiful Kind, is offline indefinitely. There’s a rather lengthy message from the TBK Webmaster that gives a lot of suggestions about what happened but doesn’t clearly state the reason…it’s rather mysterious. Here’s a snippet:

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How To Game Tall Chicks And Why Being A Short Dude Sucks

Salman Rushdie Padma LakshmiA commenter, V, found my post I Want A Tall, Handsome, Ambitious Man To Sweep Me Off My Feet Because I Love To Laugh! and had a major freakout about how chicks are shallow and weird about height, especially in online dating. Brother, I feel your pain. Here’s a taste of his comment:

“…WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HEIGHT!!!! UGHHHHHH get the flying fuck over HEIGHT JUST FUCKING GET OVER IT PERIOD!!!!!!!!!! 5?8?, 5?9? 5?10? IS NOT FUCKING SHORT!!!! AND YES TO YOUR WOMEN’S POINT WE GENERALLY DON’T LIKE THE FUCKING FAT ASS WOMEN!!!”

Wow.

Then Honey had a *really* strong reaction to V’s freakout:

“I am sick of reading about all these guys with enough inner rage over this issue to blow up a post office…”

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Backache

A quick update – spring is by FAR the busiest time of year at my job…two out of the three main stressors, though, are out of the way (Thursday and Friday of last week). Unfortunately, I woke up Thursday with a horrible crick in my neck, and couldn’t call in because of the aforementioned huge projects that I was in charge of. Saturday morning when my arm started to go numb, Jake took me to urgent care and I’ve been blissed out on vicodin and muscle relaxers ever since. Continued

The Weekly: Penelope Trunk, iPad Porn, Outsourcing Online Dating, Ryan Keely

Some fun links this week. First and foremost, one of my absolute fav bloggers got married last weekend, Penelope Trunk. Please stop by her blog and offer congrats and give her some love: Turning Point. Her wedding was intimate and a bit non-traditional, to say the least, which I thought was awesome. Includes pics.

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I Can Download Porn At Work, Can You?

This post is for my Brazen Careerist peeps, no dirty sex or douchebaggery today. I’m blogging about jobs and stuff.

So the deal is I scored a job with a Web technology startup just under a year ago. I ostensibly do Sales, but as anyone who has ever worked for a startup knows, you wear a lot of different hats in these situations. Besides sales I’ve done some marketing, account management, business development, customer service, SEO, and even a bit of design work. I assist and work with our CEO on a daily basis and I’ve seen all aspects of the business end of the firm. It’s a pretty solid situation to be in.

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