Archive for December, 2009

I Think I Have A Sex Sprain

Ouch.  It didn’t start out that way – I woke up the other morning with a sore neck.  This happens periodically if I sleep funny (and I think I’d ended up in the spare bedroom for part of that night because Jake took the good sleeping pills and was snoring…and that bed’s not nearly as nice/comfortable).  So I didn’t think too much of it.

But then the next day I went out for sushi and happy hour with a couple of friends and when I got back and saw Jake on the couch, I was overcome and we ended up having crazy sex on the bathroom floor (and P.S., why didn’t I ever realize before that if you have sex in a doorway, you can brace yourself at all sorts of angles that are otherwise impossible?). Continued

Weapons, Video Games, and Relationships

I have found myself wondering a lot recently why the majority of relationships end.  I mean, at best you get one relationship that works out in a “forever” way.  While I’m with Lance that just because a relationship ended doesn’t mean that it failed, why are they all ending in the first place?  My relationship with Jake has lasted far longer than any other I’ve had, and it’s going great – what makes this one so different?

I think the answer lies in video games. Continued

My reaction to Urban Meyer resigning…AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

That’s out of the way. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a huge sports fan and I WENT to the University of Florida, so news of Coach Meyer’s early and unexpected retirement really pissed me off. But I get it.

I get why he retired at age 45, top of his game. I used to coach a Division I sport (not football). I did it for a couple of years and I “retired” and made a huge career switch mid-stream because it was killing me. Coaching at that level is totally insane. You don’t really understand how difficult that line of work is until you’re actually in it.

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Christmas 2009

Our Christmas 2009 was pretty awesome.  The best part was hanging out with friends – one of Jake’s friends had us over for dinner on Wednesday night, with plenty of wine drinking and some board games, and last night we went over to one of my friend’s  houses for Christmas dinner (and the hostess was Filipino so there was tons of amazing food).  Not to mention that my friend’s dad is extremely wealthy and had some projects in mind that led to him asking for Jake’s business card, always a good thing.

On Christmas Eve, we had a sushi lunch and then headed over to Fascinations, where Jake bought me a sexy red Santa’s helper dress with white trim complete with jingle bells, a thong, and a Santa hat (sorry, I couldn’t right-click). Continued

You’ll Love This Video…

Happy Holidays! I present to you: Bing Crosby and David Bowie doing Little Drummer Boy. Enjoy, mf’ers!!!

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Holidays with Honey

Well, much like last year, I’ve been sick!  About 5 folks from our office all got hit at the same time.  So I’ve been drinking gallons of orange juice and eating nothing but bread – two things I usually avoid but which have been the only things I can stomach for the last 5 days.  I’m finally on the mend enough to come in to work today and put out the inevitable fires that sprung up in my absence and which, apparently, I am the only one able to solve.  The joys of being utterly indespensible, eh?

But I get to leave at 3 today, and Jake is probably leaving early as well.  Then we have a four-day weekend, followed next week by a five-day weekend when we go to Vegas for New Year’s!  I’m totally stoked.

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