Archive for July, 2009

Lance Revealed!

My favorite little vlog hottie, Jackie, aka the Girlwithnoname, was dying to know what I looked like, so I figured screw it it’s time to take the mask off. Ladies, please try to contain yourselves for when you see the glory that is Lance. See below the jump for recent pics, guaranteed to get your juices flowing. Be sure to send your undying love in electronic form to lance at honeyandlance dot com.


I Got A World Beating Hummer and Then Pulled A Muscle To My Right Nut

In this post I’m going to talk about getting the best blowjob of my life, so if you’re not into that, you might want to read this blog instead. It’s been awhile since I’ve written anything personal and extra-dirty and it’s high time I got back to it. Plus, I was inspired by this post about a dirty city girl finally getting laid.

Okay, so here was the situation. I’ve been officially broken up with my ex-girlfriend, Megan, for several months now, and in the interim we were doing this quasi-dating-fuck-buddy thing. That ended about two weeks ago, or at least I thought it had, until I invited her to meet me out for dinner to catch up.  Yeeeah, you know where this is headed.