Archive for July, 2009

Is Your Love Style Blowing Your First Dates?

So recently I mentioned that I met a perfectly cool chick at a 4th of July party and also that I had a first date with her for the following weekend. The first date went 100% awesomely. I nailed every single one of my goals on the list, including the tipsy ass-grab and intense makeout session at the end of the night. It was lovely. Teri is a great gal and I’m super stoked about this one. I’m getting kind of a chub thinking about it.

Post-date, I did a lot of thinking about how first dates and the early-early stages of dating are so volatile. Continued

Vacation!

So, for the first time in my life, I took a paid vacation where I did absolutely not a single productive thing – and it was totally delightful!  I knew I was going to Colorado to visit a friend and her new baby for 5 days, but thought that once I got back I’d write a billion Honey and Lance posts, balance my checkbook, clean the house…not a bit of it.

I did cook two of my specialty dinners (cheese enchiladas one night and baked tofu on another), but aside from that I watched ridiculous amounts of TV, masturbated, and had sex with the BF four times over the weekend.  Now I know that for a stud like Lance that’s apparently nothing, but that’s about as frequently as the BF and I can do it without a UTI, a yeast infection, or a kidney infection, so it’ll have to do.  What with the BF’s horrible overworked-ness lately, it’s a recent record for us in any case.  I’m a thrilled and satisfied girl.

Now for a few pics of where I was for the last week: Continued

Obama and Sarkozy Staring At Hot Chick’s Ass

Heard about this pic on Hardball and had to pull it up. It’s posted at the very top of Drudge Report:

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Lance’s First Date Checklist

Last time I checked in I mentioned how I met this cool girl at a 4th of July party. Well, we communicated over Facebook this week and set up a date for drinks this evening. Whoa!! That’s right, an actual first date with a perfectly normal girl that I met not in a bar, club, or crappy dating website. I was starting to think that wasn’t possible. Anyway, I’m pretty psyched because I think we’ll get along great and have a blast.

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Summer Lovin’…or Not

Sorry about the long absence, my peeps!  It was due to a multitude of factors:

  • I went out of town for a few days for some freelance/contract work,
  • When I got back parking & transportation services had moved my car (I was parked on campus) and I (and the police) thought my car was stolen for a horrible, horrible 24 hours,
  • I caught a disgusting cold that laid me up for most of a week (stupid airports/airplanes), and
  • By the time I was better I’d given it to the BF (and we all know sick guys are wussier and take more caring for than sick girls do), and
  • Lance basically hadn’t posted in months and I decided that my responsible and regular posting was only enabling him, so I went on strike to make him post and find out what he was up to.  Hey!  It worked!  You can send your eternal thanks to honey [at] honeyandlance.com ;-)

Every day I have said that I’ll write a post when I get home from work, but pretty much all that was happening was that I was experimenting with different varieties of homemade soup (yesterday I made watermelon gazpacho and it was amazing) so here I am writing away at work.  I’m naughty that way. Continued

A Perfectly Normal Girl At A Fourth Of July Party

Totally unexpectedly, I met and attracted a perfectly normal girl at a 4th of July backyard party over the weekend. You read that right, no drunken hookup, no bar makeup, no same-night-lay, and thank the maker NO Match.com chicks. I was beginning to wonder if it was even possible to meet a normal gal the “old fashioned” way, that is to say, via friends at a social event.

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