Archive for November, 2008

Oooh Snap! Natalie Dylan on Tyra With An Old Dude

Dood, Lance Jr here! Whaddup!?

Have you seen this? Natalie Dylan, that crazyass skank ho, aka the most expensive virgin in the country, wuz on Tyra with a old white dood who wants to do her for a million bucks. If I had a million bucks, I would def blow it for a night of terrible sex with a 6, absolutely no question. Yup.

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Barack Obama Tells Us What Romance Is

I found this interesting survey on The Frisky: Should your date ask permission before leaning in for the first kiss?

Before I blog my answer, The Frisky did their survey because apparently Barack Obama asked Michelle for permission before kissing her on their first date. This was over Baskin-Robbins ice cream. I thought that was pretty interesting. When I checked the survey results, 53% of respondents said no, he should just read my signals and make a decision vs. 24% that said yes, that’s what a gentleman would do.

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I Canvassed For Barack Obama On Election Day

Eathan over at idatewhite.com asked me and other bloggers to join in on the topic of Barack Obama winning the election and I had to oblige…my apologies, as this is a few days late.

I Canvassed For Obama On Election Day

On election day I took the day off from “work” and volunteered for the Obama campaign in Orange County. I spent the entire day canvassing (Megan and I managed to cover three neighborhoods) and we even drove a nice older fellow to the polls towards the end of the day. That was one vote for Blue that I can say I was directly responsible for depositing into the Obama account.

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Help! My BF Won’t Use a Condom!

Dear Honey,

OK, so I just read your latest post and felt so unbelievably frustrated. Being the relationship & sex guru that you are, I thought you might be able to help me with this.

I went off my birth control about a month and a half ago. I was on the high-estrogen stuff and I felt like it was making me nuts, depressed, etc. So I went off, but my gyno wouldn’t give me a new ‘script until I came in and I couldn’t come in until the Monday after next. So no birth control. Well, my boyfriend is like Mr. Super Sperm – the two times he’s had unprotected, non-birth control sex he sired kids. Yep, two illegitimate kids. Please, let’s not get into that part. Suffice it to say, I will *not* have unprotected, non-birth control sex. Rightly so. But if I even bring up condoms, he wilts. Literally. We’ve never successfully had condom-protected sex. It’s been a month since we’ve done it. I’m going nuts, and I honestly think it’s affecting our relationship, from my end of things. He’s fine with fooling around. I’m not. I need the good stuff, and it will be another 6 weeks before I get on the new birth control and am in the safe zone.

Help??

No Love Without a Glove, Massachusetts Continued