Comments on: 10 Signs You Might Be A Complete Douchebag

By: dan

dan — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:46:20 +0000

you forgot some of the douchiest of douches…abercrombie and fitch “bikers” people who think they know karate but don’t, people who trick out their dodge neons,white people with dreadlocks or corn rows,anyone with flame tattoos, guys who hit on or whistle at girls while they’re with their boyfriends,people who scream at the tv and break shit when their football team is losing, anyone who suddenly became a redneck after watching blue collar comedy tour,volunteer firemen who wear their scanners everywhere,and people who buy previously expensive vehicles with 200,000 miles dirt cheap so people will think they have money.

By: StoneRose7

StoneRose7 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:29:18 +0000

Well if the old addage that “it takes one to know one” holds true, this article would mean that you, Lance, are an uber douche.

By: StoneRose7

StoneRose7 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:26:18 +0000

So if it takes one to know one, then all this must mean that you are the archetypical douchebag.

By: metalman

metalman — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:30:17 +0000

You forgot a person going to subway ordering a sub with italian dressing. then taking two bites out of it then telling the working there’s to much italian dressing. on it and throw it away and make the person a new one. why there’s people starving in the world. or knowing your credit card is going to be denied. but ordering over $20 in food anyways !

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:02:06 +0000

Good points, however, If I have to make the descision on whether to hang out with my guy friends or a hot chick, I am going to hang out with the hot chick….the guy friends can wait..

By: nfsdiablogtr

nfsdiablogtr — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:08:15 +0000

This list is, no doubt, the best decriptions of douchebags i have ever seen. maybe adding “taking pictures of youself and posting it on facebook” or “updating your status on facebook talking about how much you worked out at the gym” or “pictures of you working out at the gym with your affliction/ed hardy shirt with maybe a hat on” hahaha. Or taking pictures of your ghetto as tattoo and saying that it means so much to you when in reality you just got it to get some poonani. just some suggestions; other than that excellent list!

By: nfsdiablogtr

nfsdiablogtr — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:02:20 +0000

this list is, no doubt, the best decriptions of douchebags i have ever seen. maybe adding “taking pictures of youself and posting it on facebook” or “updating your status on facebook talking about how much you worked out at the gym” or “pictures of you working out at the gym with your affliction/ed hardy shirt with maybe a hat on” hahaha. just some suggestions; other than that excellent list!

By: sandrar

sandrar — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:19:11 +0000

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By: DoucheBox

DoucheBox — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:45:33 +0000

If you write “You’re” when you should have written “Your”

YOU MIGHT BE A DOUCHE BAGGG!

By: Clean Vagina

Clean Vagina — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:54:31 +0000

Symptoms of Douche Baggery:

Lot’s of gell in hair.
Using Snoop language (izzle, etc)
overly concerned with appearences
loud when drunk
able to stand being around other douche bags
being a rapist

ps Recent Study Found 90% of American males between 15 and 35 years of age to be douches!
So that’s what that smell is!