Comments on: 10 Signs You Might Be A Complete Douchebag

By: Lance

Lance — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:10:09 +0000

Anti-Scrote: I’m glad you liked the post and thanks for visiting!

By: Anti-DoucheScrote

Anti-DoucheScrote — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:08:03 +0000

I love it! Being from Portland, OR and living in LA for a few months made me realize and open my eyes to these tools! There is one at my work right now. Everyone, grab your pitchforks and sharp sticks!! Hahahaha.

By: T

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:57:50 +0000

12. Carrying a fake fucking Louis Vuitton bag when you “jet set” to New York, Las Vegas, or any other Douche Bag Hot Spot with your dime-piece bitches (whose real names you will never reveal because we all know they are MAYBE 5’s). We all know you bought those aviators at American Eagle, and that your gorgeous “duffel” is a knock off from your last trip to Canal Street. If any of you see a gel-head douche bag that fits the description above, kindly slap the $6.00 Starbucks out of Senor Shadowboxer’s hands all over his fucking bag and instruct him to follow the steps listed above. The same goes for trying to rock a watch you got at the flea market and pass it off for a Vebenna or Toy Watch. Grow the fuck up.

13. Counting your money in public. Don’t even follow step one. I hope you get robbed and shot so someone else can kill you. It’s the ultimate act of shallow douche baggery.

By: Pauly

Pauly — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:09:20 +0000

Alright, I got one for the list.

11. Shadow Boxing and other random douche bag acts/antics in the gym. We get it. You are in shape, you box, or surf, or do something else that requires you to take off your shirt (A douche bag lives to take of his shirt, he needs to take off his shirt, it is like a drug for them to see their own abs). But please, don’t shadow box, lift up your shirt and show the gym your abs, bring your cell phone into the gym and TALK ON IT WHILE LIFTING, wear anything from Armani exchange, or take a shower in any type of cologne before you workout, all of these acts aren’t necessary, and just make me want to kill you even more. If you do any of the following while in the gym, please follow the steps below:
1. KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF!
2. KILL YOURSELF
3. If step 2 was not successful, please repeat until fulfilled.

By: The Virgin

The Virgin — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:58:25 +0000

Oh god, number 10 rings true. I’m going to modify that a little and still say you’re a douchebag even if you’re in a relationship with her and you keep ditching your friends and/or having to check in with her. GROW. SOME. BALLS.

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By: The Over-Educated Nympho :: Spreading the Nympho Love

The Over-Educated Nympho :: Spreading the Nympho Love — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:35:48 +0000

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By: Hot Alpha Female

Hot Alpha Female — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:31:09 +0000

Dammit cool water really does smell niiice lol

Great post lance, I’m wondering how do you know the characteristics of a douchebag so well? *winks*

HAF

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By: Mike Stoute

Mike Stoute — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:31:22 +0000

I am digging your writing too. There are a lot of people blogging in this niche, but not too many with class
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By: Lance

Lance — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:06:59 +0000

Stoute, thanks for reading. You’re a douche! Just kidding. BTW, I love TSB. Love it.

By: Mike Stoute

Mike Stoute — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:18:32 +0000

Dude, this is a great post. Although I do use Axe sometimes lol

I hate guys for pulling No. 10

Stoute Out!

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